The New Commercial Hottie Thread (Yellow Book Cola)

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Well, in the spirit of all things superficial and subjective I felt the need to share the newest flame which warms my cockles. I know there’s been many many threads devoted to the many nameless, wordless beauties of the advertising world (Coca-Cola Rollerskate girl, Tiny House girl, Dr Pepper Redhead, Creepy Overstock girl, etc) but I simply couldn’t let this new one go by without comment. She needs to be shared with the masses.

If you haven’t seen the new Yellow Book commercial where they pretend to expand into different product lines (Yellow Book Cola, Yellow Book Trainers, Yellow Book Toothpaste etc.) you’re missing out. To help here’s alink where you can check it out for yourself. Yellow Book Cola, it is work safe BTW.

Just wow. Of course there’s nothing subtle about the fact that she’s hot, but sometimes direct and blunt is the way to go. In this case I agree. May I introduce you all to the future ex-Mrs. Omniscient.

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Yow.

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Deep breaths, we’ll make it through this.

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<Casts down gauntlet> I challenge your right to fair maiden!!!

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No fair! Get a link that isn’t blocked by my workplace gremlins…

Puhleeze?

I’ll send a nice wedding gift. Wait, you’re near Chicago, I’ll GO and I do one wicked wedding toast, so you do want me there.

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[Brad Pitt in Ocean’s Eleven]
Exactly.
[/BPiOE]

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That’s a play on that old Cindy Crawford Pepsi commercial from the early 80’s. Same clothes and everything.

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Doesn’t change her fundamental hotness factor. Wow is right.

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Early 90’s, actually.

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Cindy Crawford was just as hot then as this fine specimen of femininity is now. She is exquisite. I’ll take a six-pack… a twel… a ca… hang on, I’ll back the truck up. While you’re loading that cola, I’ll have a seat and get to know, ahhhh, Susan here. Or Betsy.

Whatever.

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Yowza.

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A sizable improvement was made in my opinion.

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Yes, they are sizeable. I’ll stick with Cindy, though.

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Hey, I said future EX-Mrs. You can have her when I’m done and she has half my shit.

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She’s got a hot body but I think her face is kinda funny. Cindy was definitely prettier.

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Holy crap. Dibs on her after she has all of your money.

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Err, we definitely need links to ad biz sites with video, casting, directing, etc.

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Dear lord in heaven.

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What he said.

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Six seconds? I got home and rushed to open the laptop to see SIX SECONDS of her?

And yeah she’s hot, but not worth all that. She’s the kind that when I get up to make the toast at your wedding gets teary eyed and realizews she shouldn’t have married you but just run off with me to Tahiti for a few months.

But hey, I’m still there for you if that’s what you want.