I’m not sure what she does. Someone told me she was in marketing, but when I spoke to her in the snack room and discretely asked about her education, she didn’t mention any university. I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing, but I just wonder what she does. Whatever it is, the boss loves her for it. They often have lunch together.
She can use a computer, but I don’t know what she would be doing on one. She’s often on the phone. I wonder who she’s talking to??!
This is a law firm. I know what everyone around me does, and what they have experience in. Except for this girl.
She has one singular obvious talent - hot pants. Hot pants and a smoking hot body to go along with them. Smoking hot - better than any model from any magazine you care to mention. If she went to university she probably majored in wearing hot pants, and minored in midriff tops. I bet she made deans list. :dubious:
I understand if my post makes me look like a Misogynist. I wish I could take pictures, then you might understand, but I’m not going to get caught taking pictures.
Who the hell wears hot pants to work?? Oh wait, I know who - hookers. Its not just me talking about it either, its become a sort of underground joke in the office.
A private firm too, so the boss can pretty much do whatever the hell he likes, and often does.
I know he likes strip clubs - he took me to one in my first week on the job.
I guess I have figured it out. I just can’t really believe it yet. I guess it makes financial sense too - much cheaper to have her on a salary. Hmm. Life is strange.
What do you think would happen if you asked her outright what she does? (Don’t say “are you a(n) _____” because she could actually be a badly dressed senior attorney)
All the phones in Japan have a very loud fake shutter noise when you take a photo. Hard to discretely take a shot like that.
Sorry, I don’t have another camera with me today, and today is probably the best photo op - she doesn’t always wear hot pants. Let me describe today’s outfit. Short shorts that from behind actually show the lower curve of her butt, white high heels, midriff t-shirt and some kind of suit jacket, hair is in a perm wave and piled up high. Her toenails are lipstick red and she has a chain around one ankle.
Am I obsessed? Probably, but more out of shock than anything else.
She’s definately not an attorney. I know, we can smell our own kind. I think she would say she’s in marketing, if I asked her. I’ve been told that’s what her role ostensibly is.
I know several people in Spain who used to work in Public Relations and decided on a career change when they got fed up with people thinking their work titles were euphemistic.
Sounds like the lady’s job title may indeed be euphemistic, in your case.
Funny, I always thought those girls ended up in Reception?
(Or in The Boy’s line of work, in “Client Services”… which is fancy-talk for “that hot girl who makes cappuccinos and orders take-out for the clients”)
Have no fear - though the hotties are clothed, they have found gainful employment in at least one sector. Working in a hospital, I have spotted many of these hotties as pharma reps.
