nutpuck - the unfortunate result of a hard-hit and off-target hockey shot
mayonnaise
mayonnoise - That whiny petulant complaining that comes out of people in diners who get mayonnaise on their sandwich by mistake.
boomerang
** Bingbadaboomerang ** - noise made when you trip while throwing your boomerang
** Boomering ** - noise you hear in your ears after a bingbadaboomerang.
** Quietly **
Quipetly- a smart aleck remark made in such a low voice as to suggest its lameness.
windowsill
windowstill - A large jar placed on a window ledge in which one brews sun tea.
hopscotch
Hipscrotch - a bizarre 3D version of the ever-popular Twister game
podiatrist
Pariahtrist - A doctor who makes his money by working on outcasts from society.
Ostracize
podiatribe - Cussing out your foot for stubbing your toe on the leg of the chair for the umpteenth time.
serenade
Whups, beaten to the punch.
Oztracize - Being kicked out of the Osborne house because of your attitude, a remarkable feat unto itself.
serenade
serenadia - a song meant for a perfect gymnast.
macaroni
macaphony - The noise made when macking out or consuming a lot of Big Macs™.
brainstorming
branstorming - Digging wildly through a cereal box to get to the prize.
brainStroming - Making judicial decisions that affect an entire nation even when you’re well past your prime.
stupify
stupifry - the culinary equivalent of finger painting
allegorical
allegoreical - once upon a time, a nice man believed he became the president of the United States, but…
snowflake
snowfake - Any crusted over section of snow that actually has an empty space beneath it, tricking unwary people into stepping onto it thinking there is a normal surface underneath.
snotflake - Airborne nasal discharge from a sneeze. Valid only when rained from above.
excise
sexcise - prostitution tax
bungalow
bongallow - movement to legalize use of marijuana in certain medical situations.
acrylic
akrillic – a resin derived from shrimp
fresco
freshco - a sign taped next to a newly-painted mural that has a base of wet stucco.
itinerant
** ET-nerant ** Travelling from place to place to look for a phone to call home.
** Science-Fiction **