seance-diction: the ability to throw one’s voice while navigating a Ouija board, in order to make it appear someone is calling from ‘beyond’.
stipulate
**stripulate ** - To determine exactly how much the young lady will remove before the bachelor party. And her stripulation? No touching!
penitentiary
panattentionary - Keeping a close eye on one’s cooking
absinthe
** Absynthetizer ** - Musical instrument which drives you crazy
** Musical **
Mushical - a storyline packed with particularly sappy love ballads
inconsolable
inconstable - dejected that you can never find a cop when you need one.
lederhosen
leaderhosen: what the country usually gets begining a few months after elections.
bandit
handit - A guy who sticks people up by pretending his hand is a gun. (Usually employing the hand-in-the-pocket or the finger-in-the-back technique.)
monkey
Mon Key – One of a chain of islands stretching westward from the southern tip of Florida, Mon Key is inhabited solely by expatriate Jamaicans into Rastafarianism and reggae.
Caribbean
Carobbean - the island paradise that is always second choice and a poor imitation
ballyhoo
** Ballethoo ** - Uproar of the crowd when the dancer succed in a particular difficult move
** Bullyaaaah… ** - Sound that you make for a too late warning for you and your friends for an incoming bully punch in the stomach.
** Stomach **
stomacho - A man’s virility as defined by the contour of his belly. Divided into the “six-pack” school and the “keg-o-beer” school. Also referred to as “abs vs. flabs” and “crunches vs. lunches.”
opportunity
stopportunity:
(1): A good place to stop (e.g. a nice motel)
(2): A chance to prevent <something> from happening.
scrotum
** Scrotunize ** - * {Med. dermathology}* Long visual examination of men genitalia
** Blooper **
**blueper ** - a risque blooper
chimney
chimpknee - orthopedic syndrome affecting some children who hang upside down on monkey bars too long.
meander
meadander – to wander in aimless confusion while under the influence of honey-based liquor
cathedral
**cathedrawl ** - Stylish speech seen in solemn Southern sermons.
alliteration
alloteration - way too much of that repeating intial letter sound thing.
gallbladder
galbladder - a condition in which one feels the need to tinkle frequently. (Opposite of guybladder, where one needs to piss less often.)
hourglass