homerglass - where you’ll find the largest amount of Duff’s beer, no matter what time it is.
frozen
FrogZen – offshoot of Buddhism epitomized by such koans as “If a frog goes ribbit and no other animal is around to hear him, has he made a sound?”
mantra
mantrain - “Chug-chug, Woo-Hoo” [repeat as often as necessary to get the desired effect.
bookkeeper
booskeeper- one who keeps track of public opinion on various matters, us ing the method of talking about it and tallying his cheers and boos.
duranium
duranduranium - unexplainable attraction to overproduced music videos
symbolism
Simbolism – Addiction to The Sims™.
nibble
Fannipple - Gently chewing the mailman buttocks, for a dog (if I should clarify)
** Mailman **
Argh!!!
I meant ** Fannibble** !!!
Janet Jackson ! See what you’re doing to me !!!
Snailman is too easy. How about mailmar? – what happens when the post office sorting machine needs adjustment.
adjustment
**adjustmeant ** - a claim that you didn’t really mean something you said when you see it hurts someone’s fellings even though you really did mean it when you said it.
piano
piagnome – that twelve-inch pianist delivered to a poorly-endowed guy whose wish is granted by a genie who’s hard of hearing
concertina
concertike - a rock show starring Ms. Turner’s former husband
billow
By the way, fellow word game fiends, I’ve found another board where such carrying-on is welcomed. It’s here, and you’ll find a number of familiar Dopers hanging out there too. I checked with UncleBeer, and he said it was okay to invite you all to come play there, too.
Duckbillow - Platypus pond, also frequented by shoebills and spoonbills.
Fauna
**fauxna ** - artificial animals which people place on their lawns. Also known as “lawna.”
thimble
tribblhimble - what a soft, furry, purring tailor from across the galaxy uses to help mend clothing.
nova
novag - stage in transexual’s transformation between hormone treatment and surgery.
technical
techdime - describing an engineering situation that is not only complicated, but twice as expensive.
encounter
** Enronter ** - unexpected confrontation between paper and shredder
** Officer **
ifficer - an officer who lets you off with a warning: “If you promise to slow down…” “If I wasn’t in a good mood…” or sometimes just warns you, period: “If you don’t shut up…”
avenue
Javanue – a thoroughfare, typically found near a university campus, which features five coffeehouses within a two-block stretch
saturation