suturation - the point when no more stitches can be added.
marathon
marathong n. v. An item of skimpy underwear that is worn for longer than most people can endure. Can also be used as a verb, e.g: “I didn’t take a change of clothes, so I marathonged the whole weekend.”
weekend
weekendeavor - trying to have fun on Friday and Saturday night.
waffles
Quaffles – a briefly test-marketed, but ill-fated beverage flavored with maple syrup, butter, and bits of batter
griddle
**Gridol ** - Food God. * Some Gods in the food mythology : Emeril, Baucuse, Twisted Oliver, HerrPuck… *
** Obesity **
“Worship your Food God or he will annilihate you with a rachel ray!”
[QUOTE=french frog]
** Obesity **
*Oboesity - the state of being unnaturally attached to the oboe. Symptoms include dating only abnormally thin people with reedy voices.
Next word: miracle
miraclue n. A very important clue that solves a puzzle or crime. A breakthrough.
frangible
frangiball - a Christmas tree ornament that breaks easily if you drop it.
ornament
ornamink - nickname for the formerly popular but weird fur piece where little dead fur animals (heads, tails and all) are linked together and draped around a lady’s shoulders. Fun to wear to PETA meetings.
obscure
ogscure n. vb. A smiting (Lit. Og’s cure.) From Og’s habit of punishing: a) disbelievers, and b) idiotic posters by use of a SMASH!!!.
idiotic
idierotic - stupid, yet sexy
avarice
avarnice- a person who has overwhelming greed but is nice about it.
toddler
Fostddler - Unsure walker outside an Australian bar
**Australia **
asstralia - a derriere the size of a small continent. As in “Look at the asstralia on that sheila.” "Yeah. She’s really got it going on ‘down under’ " “A bloke could get lost exploring that continental divide.” “Tie me wallaby down sport.” “What does that mean?” “I don’t know. I just thought it sounded asstralian.”
**kangaroo **
** Cangaroo ** - Exportable Down Under delicacy.
** Gourmet **
gourdmet - a person who knows 100 ways to prepare squash.
television
tellervision – a closed-circuit monitoring system designed to catch a bank employee who is suspected of embezzling from the cash drawer
financier
finanshear - one who makes his fortune by fleecing others
bazooka
** Bersoorka ** - Ultimately armed and violent {*Hist: He saw the German convoy and went completely bersoorka. No enemy survived. * General Patton report 152-8, WW2}
** Survivor **
BigSurvivor - someone who does not fall into the Pacific Ocean on that big drive down Route 101 from San Francisco.
hushpuppy