Mine wasn’t particularly exciting, but it enacted a skit:
Argument Clinic
Rusty: Hello … um … is this the argument clinic?
John: No, it’s a bakery. Of course it’s the argument clinic.
Rusty: Well, I heard that this was the place to go if you want to have an argument.
John: Oh, I’m sure you heard a lot of things. That doesn’t make them true.
Rusty: No, I just wanted to know if I’m in the right place.
John: Well, you’re not exactly making a good argument for that, are you?
Rusty: What do you mean?
John: I mean, if you can’t even convince me that you belong here, how are you going to convince anyone else of anything?
Rusty: Okay, I think I understand. Can you give me an example of the kind of argument you specialize in?
John: I could, but I don’t think you’re ready for it.
Rusty: Alright, I’ll take your word for it. So, how does this work? Do I just tell you what I want to argue about?
John: No, you have to prove to me that your argument is worth having in the first place.
Rusty: What do you mean? Isn’t that up to the person I’m arguing with?
John: No, it’s up to me. I’m the gatekeeper of the argument clinic, and I don’t let just anyone in.
Rusty: This is ridiculous. I just want to have an argument.
John: Then you’re in the wrong place. Here, we don’t just argue for the sake of arguing. We argue to find the truth.
I then was able to have a conversation with the “John” character above:
ok just respond with one line to this: hello, is this the argument clinic?
John: No, it’s the pet store. Of course it’s the argument clinic!
once again, with one line respond to: are you sure?
John: Am I sure? Of course I’m sure! Do you think I’m an idiot or something?
And so on. I don’t have any zinger lines in there, but it was at least somewhat combative with me, if not directly insulting me, and asked me to leave the argument clinic if I wasn’t going to have a proper argument with it. I think we need Bing chat for this.