The next time you smell MJ - Part II

In My Humble Opinion
1

Based on this poll and the fact that it’s two in the morning.

You’ve just smelled some MJ. What MJ would you prefer to have smelled?

2

I can’t believe there will be any other answers than mine, so I claim thread ascendancy!!
Whatever that might be…

3

I’m anticipating the last three entries will be the winnar.

4

How about Mary Jane Parker and marijuana?

5

Mary Jane Parker smoking marijuana while listening to Michael Jackson?

6

Well, this is creepy. I had no idea who Mary Jane Parker was, and conclude after a little searching that she is some poor little girl with blood disease and prominent white underpants, starring in Spiderman comics. What would possess people to vote for smelling her?

Or any of the other people on the list, while we’re probing?

7

Here’s what I came up with. Um, I’m voting for the 6th one,

8

Wow, Arky, I guess Spiderman HAS been around a long time!

9

MJP was Spidey’s wife. And she wears perfume. This would most likely smell better than any of the other options.

And, no she’s not dead: he made a deal with the devil and now he never married her, and so she’s back to being MJ Watson.

The other people I assume might wear cologne. Or just be sexy by some people’s determination. (Every woman who has ever liked me has told me I smelled nice.) And Michael’s just there because that’s who a lot of people mentioned in the other thread.