The "Nobody Loves Me" Thread

[MysterEcks]

Medea’s Child said:

I just wanted to add that serveral of you are some of my more favorite posters. Lunasea, MisterEcks, Colfire, Cal, and on. (Not that any of you recoginise me, but I let that one slide. I’m here for my own entertainment.)

Thank you, Medea–that’s very kind of you. (And I do so know who you are.) But…you called me MisterEcks, after I said earlier:

And when they do, they usually spell my username wrong.

I don’t make this stuff up.

[Scotticher]

(((((((((MysterEcks)))))))))))

[Medea_s_Child]

OMG, I am so sorry MysterEcks. beat head against wall

pleads while kneeling
Please forgive me…
I’m blond…
I’ll give you a back rub…
<Not only does this make me feel stupid, IRL I bitch to high heaven about people forgetting the “y” in my name…>

[DRY]

*Originally posted by MysterEcks *
Thank you, Medea–that’s very kind of you. (And I do so know who you are.) But…you called me Mi**sterEcks, after I said earlier:

And when they do, they usually spell my username wrong.

I don’t make this stuff up. **

That’s all right, she spelled “Shakespeare man” wrong, too.

And she didn’t offer me a back rub, either.

[MysterEcks]

{{{{{{Scotticher}}}}}}

(Man, I lovethis message board!)

Medea’s Child: That’s ok–no harm done. And a backrub would feel awfully nice.

(Man, I lovethis message board!)

DRY: Hey, you have people having erotic dreams about you, so quitcher bitchin’.

[DRY]

*Originally posted by MysterEcks *
**DRY: Hey, you have people having erotic dreams about you, so quitcher bitchin’. **

Good point.

But that was months ago!

Also, I feel that “DRY spell” was named after me, personally. I’m not sexually repressed by choice, you know!

[MysterEcks]

DRY said:

Also, I feel that “DRY spell” was named after me, personally. I’m not sexually repressed by choice, you know!

My marriage fell apart over two years ago, my sex life since then has consisted of looking at the bra ads in sale circulars, and I last had a date with someone other than my ex-wife during the Reagan Administration. In other words, I got my own problems here.

[Medea_s_Child]

DRY, dear, you know I can’t spell or type. So just leave me alone.

Everyone else has yet to learn that for my faults, such as the inability to communicate like the rest of the world, I’m really a sweet person. Therefore, they get apologies and backrubs and you just get everlasting adoration. And maybe some muffins.

[mrblue92]

My marriage fell apart over two years ago, my sex life since then has consisted of looking at the bra ads in sale circulars, and I last had a date with someone other than my ex-wife during the Reagan Administration. In other words, I got my own problems here.

Don’t complain too much. That’s actually more interesting than my life.

[MysterEcks]

mrblue92 said:

Don’t complain too much. That’s actually more interesting than my life.

At least we have the SDMB–who needs romance when we can post?

(When life hands you lemons, make lemonaide…or some such shit.)

[mrblue92]

Actually, I’ve just become jaded about the whole romance deal. I put the hopeless in hopeless romantic.

[Scotticher]

My heavens, men-

(((((((((DRY))))))))
You KNOW I love and adore you, what more can I say?

((((((((MysterEcks))))))))))
To WHOM did I run when an angry mob was after me?
((((((mrblue92))))))
Sorry, I don’t know you well enough to bolster your ego, but I do like that song, so you get a hug, too!

[MysterEcks]

{{{{{{Scotticher}}}}}}

(Like I said–I lovethis messageboard!)

[mrblue92]

{{{{{{Scotticher}}}}}}
Thanks, that is extremely kind of you. Frankly I have no ego left to bolster; I’m so hard on myself that I stripped it almost entirely away years ago.

On the plus side, nobody has any legitimate reason to think I’m a jerk.

[Scotticher]

Great, mrblue, I can now legitimately tell you that you are a polite, sensitive guy who is not egotistical; a kind and gentle soul, who treats other people the same way he would like to be treated. Just a thought-might be a good idea to start treating yourself that same way?
(((((((mrblue))))))

[Medea_s_Child]

Scotti, you are one classy person. And I agree with you.

All of you wonderful people should be nicer to yourselves.

[DRY]

*Originally posted by Medea’s Child *
**DRY, dear, you know I can’t spell or type. So just leave me alone.

Everyone else has yet to learn that for my faults, such as the inability to communicate like the rest of the world, I’m really a sweet person. Therefore, they get apologies and backrubs and you just get everlasting adoration. And maybe some muffins. **

Let’s see…I’ve been one of your very best friends here, and have willingly put up with all your typos (ask Tatertot how perfectionistic I can be about said typos) and for my pains am cordially invited to leave you alone?

And for those who haven’t had to deal with all of these issues…they get backrubs and apologies. As opposed to being asked to leave you alone and being offered some muffins.

Hmm…what kind of muffins?

And weren’t you supposed to make a quilt for me?
Cheri–thanks for your support.

I hope you got my e-mail on Sunday, because coming in the office cost me big time: even though I was there at 9pm on a Sunday and thought I was alone, while I was writing you, someone hunted me down and asked me to work last minute on an arbitration (it seems the other paralegal took sick–had an operation or some such). I’m out of the office all week, which is why I haven’t had time to write you, Kathryn, Rhonda or Paula back.

Long hours make me tired, and depressed. They also reduce the time I can spend e-mailing my SDMB friends, which REALLY sucks.

[tatertot]

WooHoo! DRY’s out of the office all week! That means I can take my sweet time about writing him back.

And Medea’s Child, you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten one of your e-mails sent back from Dan with all of the errors marked in red ink. I didn’t even know that was possible!

[DRY]

*Originally posted by tatertot *
**WooHoo! DRY’s out of the office all week! That means I can take my sweet time about writing him back.

And Medea’s Child, you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten one of your e-mails sent back from Dan with all of the errors marked in red ink. I didn’t even know that was possible!
**

Following me around again, Tracy?

[DRY]

*Originally posted by tatertot *
**And Medea’s Child, you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten one of your e-mails sent back from Dan with all of the errors marked in red ink. I didn’t even know that was possible!
**

[hijack]
So where’s that translated French porn you promised me? You don’t actually think I came back to the office just to read your LETTERS, did you?
[/hijack]