Hey guys can I come in? Guys? I saw the lights on I know theres someone in there… Guys? Are those my lawn chairs? What are you doing with my lawn chairs? Hello? I can wait out here all night if I have too. Guys?
I still say bleh.
Ow!
What the…?
JBERGES whatareyahittingmefor…lemme drive
Ow!
Ow!
If you want to be shotgun you have really got do stop doing that.
See now we are way behind - Do I have to get the feather duster??
Alright, Lady Juliet… ::Whips out his handy-dandy bartenders guide:: A midori sour? Something lighter? Maybe something simple, like a rum and coke? Something exotic? A shot of Dutch chocolate liqueur and coffee? Or just something plain? And iced tea? Entirely up to you, milady. 
::Puts down the bartender’s guide and quickly zip-ties JBERGES’ arm to the car door:: That should take care of that little problem.
Once we have drinks taken care of, I think we should load up on bottlerockets, and see how many people we can fit in a Jag. 
No time for that, get in!
:: Drags Stiletto in with his free arm::
Ems, floor it!
It’s three on three.
New Jag:
John Carter of Mars
Lady Juliet (driver)
Flamsterette_X
Old Jag:
ems (driver)
Stiletto
JBERGES
Unless someone crawled in when I wasn’t looking, it’s only the six of us. Now hurry up and tap 'em! I’ll try to light some rockets left handed…
What’s that strange bleepin’ noise? Sounds like a ruptured duck or somethin? Oh, I see: It’s Hastur hangin’ on the front bumper and goin’ “Bleh, Bleh”. Hang on, Hastur! I’m not so sure how smart it is to ride on the front bumper of a car that’s in a bumper-tag game, but you know the deal. We make our choices and we’re personally responsible for the consequences, right?
Sure am gald these Jags of ozonebaby’s are convertibles! Lots of extra people can ride. The way Stiletto is fawning over Lady Juliet it looks like he will want to sit next to her. That’s OK, only puts four of us in two bucket seats!
Wearia, you’ll have to sit up behind the seat and put your feet down here, on me and Flamsterette_X. Yeah, you can bring those damn lawnchairs if you must. I don’t understand the fixation, but bring ‘em if you just gotta’. Lawn chairs under one arm and a bottle of Jack Daniels under the other and a box of bottle rockets squeezed between your knees…Your Scoutmaster would be proud…
JBERGES , I don’t think you counted enough! Gopher and Mudshark wanna’ go too. Looks like a total of about ten people, at least as long as Hastur hangs on to the bumper.
Anybody else wanna’ load up? We’ll make room!
And…JBERGES, what are you gonna’ do if Ra’char wakes up and wants to do something weird with the baby oil, twister game, and bottle rockets in a racing Jag that’s already got several other people in it, hummm? That could get challenging! 
I sure do hope ems and Lady Juliet are experienced and skillful drivers. Playin’ bumper tag in a car crowded with drunks shootin’ bottle rockets and cherry bombs at each other will be a real test of driving skills.
ems : That “yurp” on your location doesn’t imply driving in the left lane, does it? :eek:
Nothing, eh?
looks down
I’m in!
Well, alrighty then. ::grabs the bottle of Dutch chocolate liqueur and 2 empty champagne bottles ::
Okay. Let’s roll.
Hey, JBERGES, if you run the rockets from the bottles, they work well for launchers. No promises about whether or not you have powder burns on your face, later. But that’s what the case of tequila back at the party is for, right?
Hastur, you obviously need another drink to wash the taste of whatever it is out of your mouth, so you can enjoy the party. [sub]::thinks about making a comment about ‘first blowjobs’ and decides against it. ::[/sub]
Wearia, leave the chairs, would ya? It’s gonna be crowded enough. I’m sure we can find you a (relatively) comfortable place to sit.
Hey, this Jag doesn’t have airbags, does it? If it does, we’re all gonna get /real/ friendly during the first round of bumper-tag.
Well, is everybody loaded yet? C’mon, c’mon.
lol Sorry it took me so long but I’m here now. revs up the car ready everyone?
Second car ready!
John Carter - I did drive on the left but I came to my senses and moved to a northern European country that drives on the right. Although to keep it interesting I can adapt back?
C’mon C’mon anybody else in this car?
How far are we going?
LOL That’s a silly question, ems…from the looks of things in this thread so far, I think we can safely assume we’re pretty much going all the way.
[sub]or at least as far as we can get on a virtual tank of gas… [/sub]
Yes, but how much is in this virtual tank of gas?
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Q: “How far can you go on a virtual tank of gas?”
A: “How far do you want to go?”
Besides. We still have ozonebaby’s credit card. We can get more, if for some reason we had to.
fantastic - I was only worried incase anyone had anything important to do you know like…um…er…
you know what forget it I retract my last post
so is there a limit on this credit card then- surely not?
Well…I wouldn’t think so… not if JCoM managed to get all this booze, and everything. But offhand I would say we have two options for finding out.
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Ask ozonebaby. It’s her card. She should know.
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Keep using it until they tell us it’s maxed.
Personally, you can take option one if you want. But option two sounds like a whole lot more fun. :):)
So who are we still waiting on, anyway? It’s not like I have hours to sit here in the back of a Jag with a bottle of Dutch chocolate liqueur, 5 gross of bottle rockets, and a couple six-packs of hard cider, talking to a lovely lass with chocolate-covered bre…:smack: Never mind. I’ve got time. So, how you doin’, ems?
Stiletto - Shh don’t mention the chocolate covered bo…
You know what happened last time it was mentioned the whole thing just got way out of hand
Looks like JBERGES has disappeared so it it is just you and me baby - how you doin’?
looks at lawn chairs and sheds a tear Goodbye my old friends. I’m off to a better life. I’m not sure where these people are taking me but I’m sure it will be a long and comical journey.
Oh and **John Carter **, I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that many rockets that close to my crotch. But, if I must. And who is this “Jack Daniels” and why is he under my arm?
Alright then, I guess we’re off!
**John Carter **, I wouldn’t exactly call myself experienced but I’m sure I can handle it. Now, which one of these it the gas pedal?
Stiletto, don’t worry about the drink. I probably shouldn’t be driving with it anyway. And since we’ll probably have to get some of that virual gas later with ozone’s credit card, we might as well stock up on more food and drinks while we’re there. Come on, we wouldn’t have the card if ozone didn’t want us to use it right?
Everyone ready? I’m starting the engine…last chance to pile in the car!
Hey, ems! I’m right here! I mean I’m freaking ZIP-TIED to the door!! You think I left somehow? Well, no, it’s three of us.
:: Suddenly realizes he’s become a third wheel in a very awkward situation::
uh…uh……carry on…
::readies rockets::
Everyone else ready?
3…
2…
1…
GO!!!
Hold on a second. Speaker says he wants in.,. so do we let him in, aor do we let him watch? I guess since we’re already sort of on the go, he’ll have to watch… that is, unless one of you comes up with an alternative solution. (NOT involving hanging on the bumper like Hastur is doing, please…)
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