Ohmygod :eek:
Everybody get down I think Flamsterette is going to start shooting again when that bottle hits.
Shields/bin lids ready!
Stiletto you can cover me anytime
Honey dust mmmmmm I am far to sweet and innocent to figure out what do with it 
What’s this? I now have new superpowers! Woohoo! As the liquid bondage bottle hits me, I feel very much like spanking everyone with the repressed rage of childhood and beyond. Take that! And that! And… well, you get the picture.
And as the liquid orgams hits me, I feel very langourous, but I still feel like hitting everyone in the other car. Not sure what that says about me, but hey, I’m game! Woo hoo!
:grins evilly, then pulls out her own secret weapon… The Grim Stink Bomb[sup]TM[/sup]:
Don’t worry, it only has very localized effects, so the people in the other car will be gagging and choking like crazy while we ready even more weaponry that we had amassed during the two months that this thread was in hiding! MWAHAHAHAHA!
F_X
Oh, and by the way, my brother looked at this page, and concluded that we were all weird! Woohoo! Now, how’s THAT for a designation? I feel awesome now! Hahaha.
By the way, World Eater, can I borrow your ink? I have a sneaking suspicion I’ll need it, combined with something else. You know, to make weapons and stuff. I’ll buy you some more later, I promise.
F_X
Great, with ems and Stiletto all over each other like that, I only have Hastur to talk to.
So, Hastur, how are you?
Hastur: Bleh!
sigh…
That’s it! I’m driving!
::Knocks ems and Stiletto out of the way, and takes control of car. Slams on gas and taps the other Jag::
And that’s the first point of the…uh…hey, what’s that in Flamsterette’s hand?
(Cut to slow motion)
NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Ha Ha Flamsterette you need to catch us first!!
:Roars away laughing manically having avoided The Grim Stink Bomb:
Weird? Us? Noooooooo
sigh
:eek: …
Hate to break it to ya John … Wearia’s a man. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to take a very lonnnngggggggg shower…
It’s your fault, Wearia. You were acting like a damsel in distress. How was John to know? Still, that is really funny…
Hey, ems, I said I was driving!
::fight for steering wheel ensues::
Get off …I’m driving dammit…grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
:gives up & reluctantly hands over control to JBERGES:
still at least there is always the chocolate & honey dust Stiletto 
…
Oh. Oh. OH! What JBERGES said.
So I give up my body, suffer all sorts of grevious wounds, all that for a case of mistaken gender?
“Sometimes I think it’s a sin,
When I feel like I’m winnin’ but I’m losin’ again” :
by Gordon Lightfoot
Maybe ozonebaby will recognize the the seriousness of my situation and take appropriate action. o-baby, all ya’ gotta’ do is rub some of that chocolate mess on ya’, pour a little of the Jack Daniels on that, and relax…
Flamsterette_X , don’t let Stiletto start makin’ rules up as we go along! Blast ‘em with the Fiery Rays of Doom[sup]TM[/sup] from your flaming fingers! OK, you can wait until the effects of that last bottle of stuff he threw on you wears off. (I would wait :D) We gotta’ win! If for no other rean than to get Hastur to do something besides sigh and say “BLEH”.
Let us never speak of this again.
And whats wrong with being a male damsel in distress? Oh wait. Riggggghtttttttttttt…
hops back in the shower
You know, I am in the last throes of a very delicious sensual experience… and I could be nice, but I’m not going to be. 
Right here, I have a magic potion, that, when sprayed over the other car, will make the occupants have bizarre hallucinations, and imagine that they are psychedelic beings. Don’t worry, guys… it won’t affect us, because we are immune to it. :SPRAY!!!:
Hey look, it’s worling already! Stiletto apparently thinks he’s a banjo-playing rhino, and is trying desperately to convince everyone else in the car of that. HAHAHAHA!
Hey, I finally got Hastur to do something other than sigh and say “Bleh.” He’s imagining he’s a woman, giving birth to sextuplets! Oh, the pained look on his face! (for some reason, the epidurals were left out of his hallucination) Of course, he’s screaming in pain, and everything else.
And as a final touch (for now), here’s another blast from the Rays of Stinging Vengeance[sup]TM[/sup]! Hehehehe.
So what do you think of that, John? Is that better? I can whip up way more if need be, you know.
… oh, and ems? You can NEVER avoid my wrath! Got that?!?
F_X
Um, make that “it’s working already.” Although, when I think about it, the potion can affect your fingerprint whorls, as well.
F_X
Bondage and fire, sounds as if I missed out on a lot of fun.
Flamsterette_X, you are indeed evil. I like it.
John, don’t worry…Speaker 's massage is actually quite um…concentrating. No, I swear, it is! :swerves car accidentally:
Oops!
Mudshark, don’t worry, I’m sure there’ll be another round soon. You won’t have to be missing out for long.
:taps the old Jag and the speeds off:
Bwahahaha!!!
I know, Lady Juliet, but at least I provided the Bondage in a Bottle this time.
More like I am having nightmares about my ex where he dumps me over and over again. Bleh.
Anyone for pimms?
Bwahahahahaha…I have avoid the wrath of the Flamsterette again…
Ooo Pimms! more alcohol anyone?
moves away from John that’s enough of that! takes card from Stiletto no, it says moonbaby.