WHAT!?!
still showering Did someone call me?
which shoe?
Stiletto, you should know that I am prepared for every eventuality. 
That said, we have gobs of flea spray in this car. So… with a simple spraying, and the magical redirection poewrs I have, the dead fleas are now all over you.
Wait… I think I found something from the food fight thread that ResIpsaLoquitor started. Ah yes, here are ALL the ingredients (and I do mean ALL)… tosses jars of foul substances into the other car
As for kniz and boogers mcgee, everyone have at them! Why? Just because we want to… oh, and because they vilified the fun we’re having. Mudshark, I think you’d best get out of the way.
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rolleyes I’m perfectly alright! And THAT IS NOT MY CREDIT CARD!!! ok, I vented, I’m ok!
JCoM I don’t know about fast and sharp Stilletto has been a perfect gentleman so far…mmmmm black silky ones oooo you shouldn’t have but damn they nice
Anyways Flamsterette you weren’t quite quick enough with the re-directional powers and the the dead fleas are now in your socks! :eek:
C’mon JBERGES floor it we are winning lets keep it that way!
OK! OK! Geez, keep your new panties on…
::floors it::
THWACK!! Thumppa-Thump!
What the hell was that? Did I hit something?
::looks back::
Oh No! I’ve run over boogers_mcgee and kniz!!!
Uh…he did it…
:: points at Stiletto::
Here, someone else drive.
ems, then there’s only one thing to do in that case.
:takes off socks, squirts the contents of a vial of liquid in them, and lets fly at the other car, having the socks land squarely in ems’ lap:
I’m going to show this vial to the passengers in my car… “Instant Revivification.” Yeah, that’s the ticket! Those fleas will be alive sooner than you can say “Jack Robinson” AND they will stay in the general vicinity of your car, and your car only.
:takes the wheel of the car, flooring it and screeching away at a very high rate of speed:
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ems, then there’s only one thing to do in that case.
:takes off socks, squirts the contents of a vial of liquid in them, and lets fly at the other car, having the socks land squarely in ems’ lap:
I’m going to show this vial to the passengers in my car… “Instant Revivification.” Yeah, that’s the ticket! Those fleas will be alive sooner than you can say “Jack Robinson” AND they will stay in the general vicinity of your car, and your car only.
:takes the wheel of the car, flooring it and screeching away at a very high rate of speed:
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I gues this post really is about something now, huh?
Flamsterette, you used the entire vial of “Instant Revivification” on the fleas, and not the two people I just plastered with the car?!!
Now, we can’t have that. grabs Flamsterette’s socks out of ems’ lap, and tosses them back behind the car onto the bodies of boogers_mcgee and kniz
Hopefully, there’s enough Instant Revivification potion left for them. I can’t imagine it would take the whole bottle for a bunch of fleas. And that way, they’ll get lots of fleas, too. I mean, vilification of our fun does deserve some retribution. Just maybe not being run down by a Jag.
Okay, JBERGES…I’m driving now. hops into the driver’s seat, shifts into first gear, and peels out Um, everybody hold on. We’re gonna go get us some bumper.
[sub]Somebody wanna get the shop vac out, and clean up some of that food fight mess?[/sub]
You’re doing WHAT with a bottle of Instant Revivification? No, no, nooooooo! That stuff can be used to… Damn! It’s gone now. :smack:
JCoM crawls onto ozonebaby’s lap and assumes fetal position, moaning about opportunities missed because a bottle of Instant Revivification was wasted on a bunch of fleas and two party poopers.
Oh, well.
Hey hey hey hey hey watch the new underwear - fleas indeed!
Come on now watch out while I clean up this food fight mess and put it all in the Mutation Regenerator to see what eels, tripe, etc AND chocolate shaped boobies ends up as ready to be used as a weapon/ammunition/any excuse to throw things
Come on Stiletto we are winning - floor it!
awwww, poor John! pushes him onto the couch and jumps out of the way gives John some sleeping pills and he falls asleep whew! now, who wants to tell me whats going on? I’m lost!
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Ring, ringggg. Hello? Hello? Earth to ozonebaby; Come in, please?
O-baby, you are in the seat of one of your two Jaguar cars. I’m coiled up in your lap sleeping, the drivers of said cars are playing bumper tag, and YOU’RE supposed to be shooting bottle rockets at the other car!
No wonder we’re losin’ ! Get with it!! Shoot some rockets and/or throw some disgusting junk their way. Alternatively, you could try waking me up in some fashion that’s more acceptable than “No Doze” pills. Or somethin’ ! 
By golly, I do believe Libertarian got right into the swing of things here!
Lib, ol’ buddy: Wanna’ help Flamsterette_X drive?
JBERGES and John Carter of Mars: Geez, will you two relax?!? My capacious pockets can hold a whole lot more than you think. Here’s some more “Instant Revivification” potion for whatever you wanted to use it for, John. Now quit whining.
Well, well. What do I have here? [sub]Why, it’s a transmogrifier straight from the factory… heh heh.[/sub] :points transmogrifier ray at Libertarian, transforming him into a good ol’ fire-breathing dragon:
Don’t worry, Lib… it’ll transform you right back into yourself! Just breathe fire on those people in the other car for now, and you’ll be all right.
Oh, and as for Speaker: next I see him in chat, I’ll see what I can do about dragging him back to this thread. Maybe that’ll happen this weekend, I’m not sure.
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Opens his eyes and looks around
We-llll, I got a little lost in that massage… And in Lib’s post. It’s empty :eek:
Did you press the “quote” button to see what was up with it? Very clever.
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