You are trying to singlehandedly make this thread safe for ten-year-olds, aren’t you?
No. I’m just participating in the thread.
Would you like me to tell some defensive jokes now?
No, you’re not.
Well I’d hardly expect a dead baby to score a touchdown!
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Actually, he is.
No defensive jokes allowed, Enderw24. Take your funny story about the goalie and put it in another thread.
White dude has his girlfriends initials tattooed on his dick. On holiday in Jamaica, he can’t help but notice the black guy at the next stall has the exact same initials … tattooed in the same place. Unable to contain his curiosity he asks the guy:
“Hey - did you have a girlfriend called Wendy Yearwood?”
“No”
“Well, what do those initials stand for?”
“Not initials, son, it says ‘Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day’”
What should a wife give a man to ensure a happy marriage?
A hot daughter.
This one is my favorite, but only because I love octopuses and Mexicans.
There’s a few good ones in this compilation.
What do you call three Latinos, a Chinese, and four blacks standing in a line?
[spoiler]A sprinkler.
(spic spic spic CHINK nigga nigga nigga nigga)[/spoiler]
that’s… just wrong 
I love it.
Reminds me of:
What do you call 9 Mexicans standing in your front lawn?
Spic-et fence.
Some really good ones here. My contribution:
A priest and a little boy are walking through the woods. The little boy says, “Boy these woods sure are scary.”
The priest says, “I don’t know what you’re scared of; I’m the one that has to walk out of here alone!”
So the worst black joke I’ve heard was on some forum I can’t think of at the moment in a similar thread like this.
What do you call a black guy on a bike?
nigger
Sorry 
What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
A pilot, you fucking racist.
What’s 3 feet tall, and has 500 arms and legs?
A Haitian aparment building
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go donate to charity or something…
Brutal. I have to say, really the only thing I miss about England is being able to get down the pub at lunchtime after some tragedy, and hear a joke like this, which reminds me:
How do we know Lord Mountbatten had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders on the shore.
How do you make a Haitian sandwich?
Two slabs of concrete and a Haitian
So, at noon, this very hungry guy is on the prowl for a good meal. Unfortunately, all the restaurants seem full. He enters into a small Italian mom-and-pop, where he sees a free chair in front of a man reading his journal. On the table is a plate full of fuming spaghettis with parmesan.
He sits down, but no waiter comes. ‘Dammit, this guy is so absorbed reading his journal that he doesn’t see his plate ! Well, too bad for him…’ he thinks, as he starts devouring the spaghettis. He heartily eats and eats, he has soon finished, and suddenly he sees a comb lying in the bottom of the plate. That comb is full of hairs, lice, crabs, dandruff, etc. So he can’t hold it, he pukes all the contents of his stomach in front of him, i.e. in the plate.
Then, the man in front of him lowers his paper, nods sadly and says :
‘Yeah, the comb.’