etv78
October 21, 2010, 6:08am
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Agnostic_Pagan:
I am already going to hell for other reasons, so I might as well post in here…
Why did the woman cross the road?
Call them on the phone - (or these days, send them a video email)
First heard during the first Gulf War - why do Arabs wear robes?
Because camels can hear a zipper a mile away.
Turned that one around though - why do farmers where Levi’s 501 jeans?
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away also.
Variation I’ve heard: Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Zippers freak out the sheep!
etv78
October 21, 2010, 6:11am
122
Not to be TOO harsh, but I know Jerry’s kids.
etv78
October 21, 2010, 6:25am
123
What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it the oven.
You know who’s a really lousy lay…I mean awful…just lies there, doesn’t move or make any
pancakes3:
just because i like to have cheap laughs at other people’s expense. anti-asian jokes if you have them just because i just haven’t heard any real good ones ever really.
How can you tell if a pedophile is jewish?
He says “take it easy on the candy there, little boy”
No. No. It’s “would you like to buy some candy, little boy”.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?
A couple days after God finished creation, Adam and Eve had sex in the Garden of Eden. Afterward, Eve was washing up in a steam when God walked by and saw her.
“Dammit,” he yelled, “Now I’ll never get that smell out of the fish!”