“It’s ‘is she hot,’ not ‘would you do her.’ Respect the game.”
“Are you really going to let the Kevins of the world decide this? We don’t even give him full internet access!”
“Wait, what?”
“So, how long have you owned this business?”
“Ever since I got back from Vietnam.”
“I hear its lovely.”
Michael cracks me up.
Viet Nam is lovely, at least bits of it are.
I liked that line especially, since the first time I came here, no one could think of it as a country apart from the war. It’s nice to see someone, even Michael, erring in the opposite direction.
CRAAP! Lost’s new season made me completely forget about The Office this week. Thank God most network TV is streamed now…
My out-loud reaction? “I love guys!” Er, not THAT way. Just in the way of knowing and accepting what rule-obsessed horndogs we are. That summed it up in just a few words.
Oh, and I’m still on the fence regarding Ms Swank, but I’m leaning toward, “Not a classical beauty, but a woman whose animal magnetism goes beyond such trivial things. Hot.”
She’s a butter face.
Sweet Jebus.
I will opine that she was hot in Karate Kid III, but I don’t know if I have seen her in anything since.
She wasn’t hot at all in the Karate Kid III - mostly because she wasn’t in it. ![]()
She was in The Next Karate Kid
Am I crazy or did it say it was directed by Steve Buscemi?
I think that was “30 Rock”, Ensign.
Ah that was probably it, thanks. I gotta stop sleeping in the Giant Pod of TV Screens.
I too thought it was really strange that there wasn’t a single mention of the Dwight / Andy / Angela conflict.
Definitely not. It’s clear she’s attractive, but Kevin is right, the question was “Is she hot?” and she’s not.
I’ve never seen them both at the same time in the same place. I think you’re onto something.
Though I agree she isn’t in-fact “hot” NO WAY she’s THAT bad. Maybe Matt Damon looks like her in drag. If they were brother and sister, I may see the resemblance, but “mannish” she is not, (unless she’s playing a man, or a woman that wants to be a man).
“Butter face”… REALLY!? I mean… REALLY!? I’ve seen butter faces before. I don’t agree she IS one.
I thought Oscar’s argument on symmetry was counter-productive, in the example he was using it showed her face is pretty damn close to being perfect as far as that’s concerned.
What do you think butter face means? It means she has a hot body but her face ain’t great. I think she has a horsey, not particularly pretty, face. Her body is smokin’. Hence, butter face. She’s not hideous by any stretch, and if you like her face, you’d probably think she was hot. I don’t, and I think that was the Not Hot coalition’s stance.
I can see the confusion. Like “Hot” I believe I’ve always held a certain… ‘grouping’ for “butter face” women. A face has to be a certain level of unattractive to qualify. By my standards, she’s not a butter face.
I thought Oscar’s presentation was interesting, simply as a counter-example. Facial symmetry is supposed to be an aspect of beauty, and as he showed, Swank has near-perfect facial symmetry. However, this does not change how wildly unattractive she is.
And not in the least bit hot.