I thought the Official Redundancy was “Gotcha ya!”.
That’s just crazy talk. The official animal is the jive talkin’ monkey butler.
the official kool aid flavor is punch
The official toothpaste of the SDMB is whatever SPOOFE hasn’t touched in the last month.
I thought it was the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Colibri, it switched. Og could beat the crap out of that wimpy unicorn.
No, no, no. The official servant of the SDMB is the jive talkin’ monkey butler.
The official television show is Star Trek.
The official medical procedure is a circumcision, which leads directly to the official men’s accessory.
The official vehicle of the SDMB is an SUV
I thought it was the SDMBMW…
It’s an SUVSDMBMW. You know, the luxury model.
The official cartoon is the Simpsons.
The official quotation is “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
The offical relationship is long distance polyamorous.
The official pie of the SDMB is mmmmmmmmmm.
Remember, Smarch is SDMB History Month!
That’s the official Brain-Damaged Catch-Phrase
The official three-word empty phrase is either “I like pudding” or “I like pie.”
Official SDMB past time is the “pit pile-on”.
Official SDMB organization is “the clique”.
The Official SDMB Reptile is the Butt-breathing Turtle.
The Official SDMB One Trick Pony[sup]TM[/sup] is Esprix.
The Official SDMB Saint is Polycarp.
Esprix
The Official SDMB Fun Word is turdburglar.
The Official SDMB Bad-Ass Moderator[sup]TM[/sup] is ________.
(Okay, I’m a little scared to fill in the blank… Anybody want to help with this one? 
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The official gorilla-cocked virgin-hurter of the SDMB is Tuckerfan.
Stud.
Is not!
The Official Comedians are the Marx Brothers.