The Official Nickname for manhattan is “banhattan”.
The real official TV show is Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
The Official Intriguing question of the SDMB is BZ’s superman stumper
The Official Half-Life weapon of the SDMB is the snark(y).
The Official father-figure of the SDMB is Cecil!
The Official colors of the SDMB are purple and grey.
The Official flavour of the SDBM is chicken.
The Official fabulous gay person is Esprix.
But what is the Official currency and language ?
The Official currency is knowledge.
Not sure about language… Esparanto maybe?
The Official Language is 733+5933k, but has since been supplanted by english from immigrants from other, 3rd world message boards.
The official SDMB non-animated cartoon is Red Meat.
As sugaree said earlier, the official animated cartoon is The Simpsons.
The offiical SDMB parody newspaper is The Onion.
The official SDMB debunking site is Snopes.
The official search engine is Google.
The official toilet: Prominence
The Official game is Mornington Crescent.
The Official Mornington Crescent champion is Francesca.
The Official primary line of argumentative defence is "Not listening! Not listening! Not listening!"
The Official protest is "Damn! I swear I only hit Submit once!"
The Official Attention Whore is me, apparently (officially named as such by the lovely and authoritative Anahita, whom none shall contradict), although I’d rather be the Official Magician and Worker of Miracles.
The Official Dreaded Old One is Cthulhu.
The Official Movie Critic is either Joel Hodgson or Mike Nelson.
The Official Derogatory Terms for Moderators are: Fascist, Nazi, or Commie/Communist.
The Official Word That is Not to be Mentioned is the third English word to end in -gry.
The Official Gatekeeper to Hell is Torgo.
The Official Asker of Most Questions is jix.
The official bar food of the SMDB, as established by a legendary Oregon Dopefest isThe Scotch Egg
The official number is 5
I mean, 3
The Official Enemy is the hated Telemarketer
(Female)Turn ons; Uniforms, Elves, Men with brains
(Male)Turn ons; Tits,Beer, Women with brains
The official secret organization is the SDMB Clique [sup]TM[/sup]
the official cow is the orker
Has anyone done that yet?
The official keyword is Boobies.
The Official Underpants Gnome is Spoofe.
Esprix
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