The Official Expert on Excrement is lieu
The Official Month is December
The Official Mongol is Tamerlane
The Official Cigarette Lighter is Colibri
The official oracle is Manda Jo.
The Official Strange Name of a Defunct Beer of the SDMB is Greisidick.
The Official Opposites on the SDMB are subsequently and suprasequently.
The current Leading Candidate for 2003’s Darwin Award is The Pennsylvania Man Who Accidentally Fatally Shot Himself While Attempting To Beat His Dog To Death With A Gun.
The Drink Most Likely To Be Sworn Off For Life after regurgitation by novice SDMB drinkers is Pepsi Blue & Vodka. :eek:
Oooops! The man who shot himself was in VA, not PA.:smack:
Actually, the Official Hummingbird. Also the Official Curator of All that Walks, Crawls, or Flaps.
The Official Coffee of the SDMB is kopi luwak.
the official faerie is dahempfaerie !
…as long as it’s wintergreen flavor.
The official shooting target is the ** evil Nazi groundhog **.
The official noise to make during sex is ** Oink, oink **
The official food is Soylent Green.
Washed down with either of the official beers (I can’t believe nobody has mentioned this yet) Rolling Rock or Guiness Stout