Here’s me… now that I’m done working and in grad school, I’ll have more time to post!
Amusing reading…
I’m the hottest person out of those pictures; can’t be sure about the lurkers and other posters though. Truly astonishing what lurks in the depths; it’d be a pleasure and honor to befriend everyone for an eternity, and all have our moments in the sun with each-other.
-Justhink
who won’t have women fighting over him until he’s 6 feet under
::lick::
[sub]Only took a flirting thread to get me back to my posting whoreness.[/sub]
I’m adorable, I’m adorable!
Hell, I’d go and dance for thee my “I’m Adorable!” jig, but, alas, I’m afraid my adorability card would be swiftly revoked, I’d be beaten into submission with wet noodles (well, that may not turn out so poorly), and the rest of you would look down on me with sad–but knowing–gazes that seem to say “Poor feller, but for the grace of perfect, whole chromosomes, there go I,” yet what really say, “Friggin’ nutjob–what got into his addled and diseased mind?”
Of course, regardless, I still might be flogged for my run-on sentences. 
Thanks, Hillbilly Queen, you is just nuthin’ short of a modern maven of magical magnificence!
Hey, I said you were cute a long time ago, don’t forget. If you’re going to be dancin’ for anyone, it should be for me.
[sub]I’m gonna get my toaster yet.[/sub]
By the way, I demand that leechbabe run in here and declare me “hot.” While I don’t usually demand attention, I demand better from my minions.
Nyuk nyuk. ::::runs away laughing::::
Oh mighty Res my most profuse apologies for missing this entire thread.
“Damn, ResIpsaLoquitor is HOT”
And for good measure as Goo’s stalker in chief:
“Damn, Goo is HOT”
which is kinda self serving as TLD did once tell me that Goo and I resemble each other 
Well, at least Esprix thinks highly of me!
…yet not highly enough to even capitalize my username!!! :mad:
Ahh…but to remain the Head Will-O’-The-Wisp from the land of Le Beau Ideal, I must not dance. Not even for a toaster. (Not even, I dare say, for one of them newfangled kinds with 12 slots, three power cords and a refrigerated side compartment for holding jars of jubilantly juicy jelly.)
But it’s true! Homebrew, in another thread, threw a compliment my way. I caught it, of course, because I’m your friendly neighborhood attention whore.
Thanks, Homebrew! You’s da’ coolest, too!
Hurmph. And here I thought that already happened back in January. Goodness, but I must keep up with these things.
It’s a good thing I finally got mentioned, because I was about to cry. 
Cute/hot Doper boyz (and I realize some aren’t into other boyz):
iampunha (of course)
pbrtallboy
Jerevan Somerville
Kwyjibo
Eonwe
Airman Doors, USAF
me
More as I think of them…
I can’t stand up now… :eek:
Oh, and Esprix, of course, even though he thinks I’m chopped liver.
And it would seem I’ve gotten a bit rusty with my coding. Ah, well. I’ve been busy.
At any rate, I’ll add my input to fit in so I can summarily succumb to peer pressure.
Female: Geo, jin (who just plain has excellent style), and Pucette, who’s a cutie.
Male: While I can’t speak from a sexual standpoint, there are some Doper guys whom I think are hansome/attractive. DJ, who’s just a big 'ol pimp; Ukulele Ike is quite hansome and a nice fellow to boot; and Oxy, who’s a whole hell of a lot of fun to hang out with.
Of course, most of these Dopers I know in person, so my scale is balanced thus.
Hey there, you got yer own thread, dagnabbit:) Let the newcomers (so to speak) have their turn being ogled.
Oh, and scott? Add Gorgon Heap to that list. Just trust me (and anyone else who saw him at NYCFest back in January). He’s the kind of guy you look at and just know is married.
Awww, Zanshin, I think you’re hot too.
In no particular order, here’s my list of Dopers who get me to fanning myself. [giggle]
**1. Collounsbury, AKA, He who must not be named in flirt threads. [giggle] [sub]Don’t spank me, Sugarlump. 
I couldn’t help myself.[/sub]
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Zanshin because he’s such a sweetheart to me.
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LindyHopper. I just loves me a fella what can dance.
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tomndebb. I’m just fascinated by how intelligent he is. Plus, on top of being so smart, he’s got so much integrity. Debb is one lucky lady to have him. Tom, you got a brother or a cousin available who’s as smart as you and single?
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Gartog because he’s also a real sweetheart to me.
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Barbarian because I just loves me a fella what can speak French.**
Well, I gotta run. But if I get a chance, I’ll write some more.
Well, we didn’t go all the way, y’know. But DAMN, was it smokin’ hot regardless! Whoooooo!
Aw, shucks…thanks, darlin’.
Oh, Celestina? I started taking French in kindergarten. I fulfilled my foreign language requirement in college without having to take a class (testing out of 'em).
Si la langue a l’effet sur toi que tu deviens … common dit on … chaud … eh bien je voudrais faire rien que ca…
[sub]English translation: if the language has the effect on you that you become … how do you say … hot … well there’s nothing I’d rather do:)[/sub]
Actually, according to Google’s translation tools, what iampunha really wrote was:
“If the language has the effect on you who you become well… common known as one… hot… eh I would like to make only Ca…”
See, I’d slap him if I were you. Making only “Ca” is disgusting. Totally reprehensible.
I wonder what “Ca” really is…