The official "Damn, <insert doper name> is HOT" thread.

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I started going through the pics, one by one, and I swear there isn’t enough bandwidth for all of my compliments. Never have I seen such an attractive group of people, and this being the internet, I’m TRULY astounded…I thought we were all 12 year old boys…

Slainte, you are not only beautiful, you’re a very sweet person. Thanks for all your help.

HBQ, good gawd woman…you’ve really improved my one-handed typing abilities…

Calliope, if only you didn’t already have an OG…

Silky Threat, I hope I NEVER piss you off…

cercaria, there are laws against just my thoughts

lieu, well, you know how I feel about you…:wink:

I could go on and on…

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Wow! “despite the shoe”, even! I was figuring that the shoe was one of my better features! Thanks Slainte! Allow me to issue a “ditto”:

Damn, Slainte is HOT!

Ok, who else…lessee, here (I’m going to attempt to keep the list relatively short - not an easy task):
I hate going along with the common consensus, but jinwicked is hot. Not only hot, but she’s an artist, and, I’m extrapolating from some of her subject matter that she’s pretty freakin’ brilliant (Alan Turing?!?! I’ve never met an artist who’d heard of him!); OpalCat (had to go to your site to see some non-“glamour shots” pics, but it was worth it); Ruffian; Jarbaby and boli (do they come as a set??); and racinchikki.

Of course, none of this is really accurate, since it’s really tough to gauge true hotness without meeting someone, or at the very least finding something out about her. AND I’VE NEVER MET ANY OF YOU :frowning: Hmmm…Guess that means I need to make it to some DopeFests, huh?

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Wow! “despite the shoe”, even! I was figuring that the shoe was one of my better features! Thanks Slainte! Allow me to issue a “ditto”:

Damn, Slainte is HOT!

Ok, who else…lessee, here (I’m going to attempt to keep the list relatively short - not an easy task):
I hate going along with the common consensus, but jinwicked is hot. Not only hot, but she’s an artist, and, I’m extrapolating from some of her subject matter that she’s pretty freakin’ brilliant (Alan Turing?!?! I’ve never met an artist who’d heard of him!); OpalCat (had to go to your site to see some non-“glamour shots” pics, but it was worth it); Ruffian; Jarbaby and boli (do they come as a set??); and racinchikki.

Of course, none of this is really accurate, since it’s really tough to gauge true hotness without meeting someone, or at the very least finding something out about her. AND I’VE NEVER MET ANY OF YOU :frowning: Hmmm…Guess that means I need to make it to some DopeFests, huh?

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Wow! “despite the shoe”, even! I was figuring that the shoe was one of my better features! Thanks Slainte! Allow me to issue a “ditto”:

Damn, Slainte is HOT!

Ok, who else…lessee, here (I’m going to attempt to keep the list relatively short - not an easy task):
I hate going along with the common consensus, but jinwicked is hot. Not only hot, but she’s an artist, and, I’m extrapolating from some of her subject matter that she’s pretty freakin’ brilliant (Alan Turing?!?! I’ve never met an artist who’d heard of him!); OpalCat (had to go to your site to see some non-“glamour shots” pics, but it was worth it); Ruffian; Jarbaby and boli (do they come as a set??); and racinchikki.

Of course, none of this is really accurate, since it’s really tough to gauge true hotness without meeting someone, or at the very least finding something out about her. AND I’VE NEVER MET ANY OF YOU :frowning: Hmmm…Guess that means I need to make it to some DopeFests, huh?

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Dammit. Patience, Jon, patience…

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You and me both, m’man.

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QueenAl, thank you darlin’. I was starting to get a little bummed.

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Woohoo! I’ve finally got a (not-so-decent) picture up, here.

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Thanks, QueenAl! I must say that I do enjoy cake, but your little princess is far, far cuter! Great picture!

~V

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Ok, as for my own list…a quick run through the picture pages came up with the following(might need to spend a little more time out there again, just to ensure I get a totally accurate list).

In no particular order, and yes, I am aware that some are either accounted for, or not into girls. :wink:

Max Carnage
Airman Doors
Zanshin
Scott Evil
Plnnr
Webguy1000
Strainger
Lightnin’

Phew…I think I need to go take a cold shower now…at least, I’d better, before I go through and look at them again. :wink:

~V

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Has anyone mentioned Doobieous, the likes of whom we haven’t seen 'round here in a while? And monster104.

I’ll also never forget to mention my SDMB love-affair extraodinaire, sweet little matt_mcl. :wink:

And, um, yeah, there’s me. I’m hot. Whoa, nelly - I’m burnin’ up.

(Oh, no, wait - I’m just flaming.)

:wink:

Esprix

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Consarnit, if I knew there would be a contest, I wouldn’t have chosen a picture in which I’m wearing sunglasses (and hungover)…

…although, nobody had a problem with the guy drinking out of a shoe… ::sniffle::

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Why, thank you very much. Anytime, glad to help - hope everything is well for you & yours.

No silly boy, the shoe gets in the way… :smiley:

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Whoa! I just looked at your picture.
Is it too late to change my list?

I think I’m gonna replace what’s his name on my HOT list with iampunha.

And I’m gonna replace that other what’s his name on my ADORABLE list with iampunha.

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:blows kisses to imthjckaz:

:stalks Jack Batty:

:Looks at all the others with a pitiful wounded look on her face:

This fucking type of thread fucking sucks. No good can come of it.

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::looks up:: :slight_smile: Smilin’ hard right now.

[sub]You can make whatever other joke involving hard you want here…[/sub]

I’m not going to go into a picture-by-picture response to the new unofficial pages, but there are a few…

Firstly (because I looked at the last page last):

Lady Juliet, I’d change my name for you.

Creaky and cercaria have the same edible belly. They win my award for that. Now, if I could get you two together, right there? Great! Now, you’re loving it! Yes! You’re loving it! Ooooh! And now you’re hating it! Punish it! It’s been a bad little … whatever it is. [sub]Yes, I actually did type that with both hands. Yes, I did. Shut up! I did![/sub]

BottleBlondJeanie: Oh, you block my most favorite feature! How could you? sniff

yo la tengo, CalMeacham (yes, I know) and waterj2: whatever it is, it’s working. I promise.

MorgainElf and Pucette have remarkably similar eyes. And I know there are more than three of us who’ve gotten lost in Pucette’s eyes…

SilkyThreat, please punish me…

Scotticher knows what I’m going to say, so I’ll just leave it unsaid:)

mouthbreather, please see my comments for SilkyThreat.

[sub]Crap, this is turning into a picture-by-picture response…and if you think THIS is bad, you shoulda seen the “all new crush thread” started by Falcon after the first SDPP.[/sub]

webguy1000 has the kind of hair I’d love to see messed up … after a night of thoroughly messing it up.

Runadoc has that Charlie’s Angels look to her. Except I know she’s hella smart, so her face is really just an extra treat.

Slainte strange question, but do you have green eyes? Oh, and what everyone else said. Twice. With a cherry on top.[sub]Okay, I know I shouldn’t have sid that…[/sub]

I just want to watch Kwyjibo and Trinity … doing dishes, sitting playing cards, whatever. Just let me watch…

Miss Creant has already been told at least five million times that there’s a line waiting for her.

Cessandra can be my false prophet any time she bloody well pleases.

Alice in Wonderland is proof positive for the one person who didn’t previously think so that all red-heads are hot.

Calliope … how do I put this tastefully? Dayum.

Anyone who’s met Robot Arm knows he’s faaaabulous.

Geobabe, amazing and incredible as this is to believe, is actually more attractive in person. Yeah, no joking.

HerMajestyLorna (unless this has changed since that one thread) is taken, and I don’t think anyone’s surprised by that.

cercaria, with that face and belly, bloody well ought to be if she isn’t.

scott evil is Will. Semeone else please be Grace.

Running out of time… SIC, TN-Hippie, brachyrhynccos and tigergirl. I can’t think of anything intelligent. Forgive me, please.

All of page 1. I can’t think of anything at the moment, but y’all rock. One of you resembles Nikki Cox. And Dragonblink, as has been said before, has legs. Oh yes, she does.

Anyone who wasn’t mentioned, it’s not because yer not hot but because I have to get off the machine now.

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I wanna be in on the action! I sent my picture to Max but it was never posted on the picture page. Confirms my suspicions that I really am invisible!

But anyways, here’s me just for the heck of it.

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Good God.

That is the better picture of the two, but only because you’re smiling in the first (er, second).

You’re welcome to any action you like.[sub]Oh be quiet. At least I didn’t lick my eyebrows or say “how YOU doin’?”[/sub]

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I’m a little disappointed that there aren’t more of you interested in hillbillies that look like vampires. :frowning:

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All you need is one (and I think this thread has established that) … besides, you don’t have any blood stains anywhere, so no worries:)