I’m in that boat. I’m 30. I was 28 in 1999, when I got carded for a RATED-R MOVIE. Granted, the movie was the fairly (and pointlessly) controversial Eyes Wide Shut, and this was the conservative state of Iowa, but c’mon! I was 28 and they thought I was 16 (or under)?
I still get carded for alcohol and ocasionally cigarettes, too.
And yet, no one sems to think I’m hot…
Just goes to prove what I’ve believed all along:
Dames got no taste. 
That is a pencil, I don’t smoke. 
jackelope after seeing you on Max’s site I think you are kinda cute 
As are Max & Res !
Thanks! (always adorable, never hot - story of my life)
Cool. Too bad I can’t make it to RenFaire …
Your loss.
Believe me.
Nobody, eh? Isn’t that just too bad? Sorry about that. I am not going to pity you at all. No way, no how. BUT… I will say this: you’re honest, and that picture you sent me was a good one. Give me a man who can play the guitar and look good in a Hawaiian shirt while doing so! (;))
F_X
Wow. Hot damn!
Why, Dr. Rieux. thank you! You’ve made this old dame’s day!
I just have to say (as a straight woman totally secure in my own blah blah blah) that Anise is gorgeous - a classic beauty. Her picture is also very otherworldly. And Ruffian, you’re as lovely as your namesake!
As for all the hot male Dopers - Yowza! I’m particularly enamoured of those in uniform (be it a cardboard cutout - Bad Astronomer) or those that shun pants entirely (Ringo). And I’ve always been partial to longhairs (TN*hippie).
Enough of these purient thoughts. I seriously love seeing all your pictures. I can imagine various Dopers hunched over their keyboards, maniacally punching out posts while reciting hamster prayers.
Okay… <pant pant> …by my estimation, from the pictures, SDMB hotties include… <pant> brachyrhynchos, hillbilly queen, CrankyAsAnOldMan, HerMajestyLorna, Pucette, Geobabe…, racinchikki, VDarlin… what? a link to page five? I’m not sure I can take this all at once… Alice in Wonderland, Cessandra, Calliope, Nacho4sara, MsWhatsit, Trinity, Ruffian… man, if I swung the other way, I’d have to include a lot more names here… AndyGirl, Scotticher, SilkyThreat, FairyChatMom, dreamer… oh this is ridiculous, I’m missing people right left and centre, and I haven’t even got anyone from the pair pictures with only one name… jarbaby, boli… is it hot in here?.. BottledBlondJeanie… it’s definitely hot in here… Creaky, Mauvaise, Winnowill… eep… <twitch> <twitch>
Plus, from personal meetings, I can state that a minimum of LaurAnge, AndyGirl, Lissa Lisslar, and whoever I sat across from at the last TorDope, whose name I didn’t catch, and was too embarrassed to ask ( :smack: ) are definitely hotties…
I have just one question… how the hell do I get my picture on that page?
<twitch>
I still think you got sexy feet. And everything above your feet, is nice too.
Here’s a more recent picture of me looking kind of evil.
Why did I know you’d be wearin’ cut-off jeans?
(And that’s a nice kind of evil, by the way.)
I ususally don’t say anything on these threads because narrowing down the list to anything reasonable it impossible and I would have to leave someone out. But I couldn’t let this pass without comment.
You should never lay claim to being an old dame until it is absolutely necessary. A classy dame yes, old, no. Especially when it is so obvious that you are not old, but are both intelligent and hot. Which adds up to being very attractive.
wipes brow
I came this close to removing you from my “list” when I saw that picture- I’m a fairly adamant non-smoker, at least in women. Okay, in women I can imagine kissin’. And I probably would’ve made an exception, in your case, anyhoo.
But now, as an artist, I find out that it’s a pencil? Welcome back, Jinwicked, welcome back.
God, thank you today for:
Oh fer crying out loud, I can’t seem to get my picture on this thread. My site is being a bastard and I don’t know how to link from the MSN photo albums 
Oh wait, here we go! ME!
Broken Doll, you look just edible you elfin thing you
I’m not looking through this thread, as my pic (ugly as sin, and not one of the fun ones either) hasn’t been put up.
But, for the record, evensven is a total… yum. smart, hot, and local-ish.
I bet she was a Little Theater Person, if the tribe existed after I left our High School.
Hehehe
**VDarlin, you were one of the ones whose names slipped my mind, but whom I had noticed. Unforgivablee, I know.
This is slightly more recent, taken at Pride, of me and my little princess.
