sniff sniff
I’m hot. No, really, I am. Ok, I’m a bit goofy, but I’ve got a nice bod. Maybe I’m just invisible.
Someone…? Hello…?
sigh
~V
Jinwicked , I just saw your webcam pic…
That picture, of you with the cigarette…
Damn.
I would go straight for you. Then to factor in the fact that you are an artist also, and I think I feel faint. 
My only wish is that the picture of scott_evil on the pictures pages was larger. You look like a cutie.
V,
I’ll believe it if I see it, darlin’. Send me a pic and let me be the judge!
–==the sax man==–
Four words:Coldfire…in…a…kilt!
Well. Hmmph. Just sent in my submission - waiting to be told by legions of Dopers how hot I am! (I guess it’s no surprise that nobody has, yet, since nobody’s actually SEEN me…)
DANG! Where is that blushing smilie when you need it?
I think yer a cutie-patootie too, Grelby.
Aw, Flammy, that is a very VERY kind thing to say.
And I have said it before, and I’ll say it again.
Flam, You are SUCH a cutie!
I must cast my votes for the following:
BottledBlondeJeanie, HerMajestyLorna, Slainte, celestina and jinwicked – in addition to being smashing examples of beautiful womanhood, also very cool people
…and of course, alice_in_wonderland, Francesca, and Guinastasia – ladies whose posts I truly enjoy reading (and are cuties to boot!)
(I think my heart still belongs to Sue Dunhym, though, the object of my first Newbie Crush[tm].)
Guinastasia complains about the picture of her on the SDPP, and she has a right to. She’s slamming hot in person.
But then I think that about roughly 75% of dopers I’ve met, so maybe that isn’t saying much. But she’s still slamming hot, and I’ve got blind men who’ll agree with that.
Ok…now I’m seeing lots of names listed as hotties, but no pictures to back the claims up! C’mon folks, send pix to your old Uncle Maxy and allow me to show you off to the world!
I’m getting new submissions all the time…join the hotties (…and me sigh)
It’s difficult to narrow down but, here goes:
webguy1000 first & foremost 
Max Carnage, superbee, zanshin, cardinal, & Jon the Hasher (despite the shoe).
Ladies aren’t my thing but if they were, hillbilly queen & BottledBlondJeanie would take the cake.
SMUsax, meet VDarlin. Ayuh, she’s purdy.
(I think that the hush is due to anxieties that you might be under 18, VDarlin… It’s hard to tell from the pic.)
Anyway, since I managed to score a compliment from F_X, (even if it was a quid pro quo sorta deal,) I’m officially happy. Bumperstickers will be issued.
Awwww…shucks. blushing Under 18? Wow, what a compliment! Truth be known, I passed that milestone some 14 years ago! :eek:
~V
I’ve had an entire thread devoted to how hot I am.
Neener neener!
Oh my. 
I’m so glad I’m finding this out before we get together on Saturday!
Now, I’ve met Persephone, Vix, Nacho4Sara and Geobabe in person. Four hotties, right there, gents. And I’ve even hugged and smooched Perseph and Geo. w00t! Hot hot hot!
DoperWimminz. Yum.
alice_in_wonderland called me a cutie-patootie! :o
faints
Have you even seen me? 
There is also the TM Photo-Rama which has people, pets, dopefests, and other stuff (you can submit your pics if you need a place to host them, and you can comment on all the pics)
http://fff.fathom.org/photorama/index.cgi?theme=TeemingMillions
V, you’re another of those “afflicted” with agelessness, I reckon. (I still get ID’d at the liquor-store pretty routinely, & I’m in my thirties. Sheesh.)
:eek:
whathangkyew
not too bad y’self…
But I came here to mention Vix, who could (almost) make me switch.
And dalovindj, who really ought to ;).