Max, could I ask you to please change the link address under my pic to this one instead My Band and another little favor…I know, this will be the second time, but could you change my picture to the single one of me on that page and maybe keep it the same size?
I’m ready to start the “Official Max Carnage Members Picture Pages” tip jar fund right now 
::drops a 5 spot in the jar::
Thanks
Did I just say 5? :smack: Of course I meant $20
I think you look great dreamer. I liked the first picture you linked to in the original thread the best. Going to a Renaisance Fair as I recall. It was good, cause we got you head to toe in that one.
I want to offer Max a million thanks for putting the page up. Being able to make an association between thoughts expressed, and the members faces has enhanced my enjoyment of the boards.
Thank you Max!
Many of the ladies are beautiful too, so don’t feel left out if I don’t mention you.
I’ll take those odds. I’ve managed to escape the clutches of the evil marriage beast for quite a while now.
Oh, and thank you by the way.
~heads off to blush in private~
Bad News Baboon - So, um, anyway…
[sub](OK, drewbert, if you’re gonna flirt, do it with style. Don’t just dig up some old tired overused line, got it?)[/sub]
How’re you doin’?
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checks out people page
:eek:
Stinkpalm, it appears we’re going to have to battle to the death over jinwicked. Pistols at dawn?
On the other hand, maybe I’ll just settle for a harem made of geobabe, Ruffian and Francesca.
Oh yeah, and would you believe this is the only existing photo of me from after I turned 12?
Too bad you can’t see the giant cliff I’m jumping off.
Now there’s the pot calling the kettle hot. bobkitty is officially The Hottest Doper. However, necessity declares that shout-outs must be given to:
jarbabyj
Arden Ranger
TruePisces
Tequila Mockingbird
celestina
alice_in_wonderland
Guinastasia
chique
CrankyAsAnOldMan
Creaky
Yowza. I do declare, I feel faint. :swoon:
[sub]And I never could resist a flirt thread. Even when I was married. :eek:[/sub]
DAMN **superbee, plnnr, stofsky, Lightnin’ ** are HOT!
DAMN CelticCowboy, SkipMagic, Max Carnage, Why A Duck are ADORABLE!
DAMN Calliope, Nacho4Sara, Slainte make me reconsider my status as a 100% heterosexual.
Neener neener! I’ve met Flammy and you hain’t! 
[ul]CUTIE STATUS: CONFIRMED[/ul](Although she was disorientingly laconic. Who knew?)
Geez, I just realized I virtually snubbed Sinshine. It’s only 'cuz I was struck dumb by her beauty. I just remembered, I’ve got film to get developed. Mwahaha.
racinchikki– uhh… ummm… [mortimer snerd] Aww, shucks, t’weren’t nuthin’. [/mortimer snerd]
Nominated for Opal’s Page o’ One-Liners. I’m tempted to go get a glass of water so I can give that one the spit-take it deserves. Did I say water? I meant champagne of course.
[sup]Note: This does not count as flirting. You’re still out in the cold. Sorry 'bout that.[/sup]
Max Carnage, while you’re about it, I may as well stick a pic up there, too. Here’s the standard goofy grin and, in honour of the shamelessly flirty nature of this thread, I’ll offer up the post-coital goofy grin, like anybody needs to see that. :o
There WAS a Mrs. Celtic-wannabe who did find him pretty adorable … but he enjoys the single life too much :smack:
I do believe that JustPlainBryan is damn hot. But that’s just me. And I am marrying the guy.
Ugh, she’s gonna kick my ass for this one, but Angel of the Lord is definitely cute, regardless of what she might tell you.
And I’ll also mention jarbaby, based not only on the pic at the site, but on the wit and intelligence she has displayed on the boards.
And, uh … jinwicked gets my vote for Hottest Doper. Definitely. Hot. Yes. Very. drooling Sssssssmokin’!!
-Dirty
Who wants to see what Stinky looks like?
This is for all the ladies out there and our gay dopers who love to look at hot bods and baby faces. Please send all bras and panties to the following address…
Enjoy gang. Enjoy…
BTW, jinwicked is hot and I want to have her babies.
I think jinwicked is kinda stacking the deck, y’know? I mean, you dress up like a Wild West vampire, you’re gonna look pretty hot by default. I might even look pretty hot.
I’m upset that BK didn’t mention me tho’. She used to think I was cute.
My picks? Too many gorgeous dopers to narrow it down below a top 50.
Thank You!! And I thought nobody even bothered to click on those links! 
I’d be here all night if I tried to list 'em all… in no particular order, and by no means claiming to cover even a fraction of all the female dopers worth drooling over, Dopers I’d become a willing plaything of in a heartbeat:
Poysyn, Bad News Baboon, Broken Doll, OpalCat, Tansu, Tir_Tinuviel (formerlySynnic), tigergirl, Goo, tiggeril, Pucette, HerMajestyLorna, Jessica2 (MY Jessity!), Ruffian, Wicked Blue, ValerieBlaise, and of course my biggest board-crush ever Sapphire Bullet just to name a small number of the ones I -know- are hawt. There’s squillions more I don’t know about, I bet.
Well shucks! I’m all a-blush! And I am not going to provide a list. Sooo many hotties… (Hey, Wonko! ;))
Oh, and Shibb? you’re not allowed to say such ridiculous things. Cut that out.
yay
I made a list!
Thanks DarkJudicator!
Shibboleth, you are completely and utterly underqualified to enter a contest for ugly people. Dozens of women with a fetish for a smooth pate on a tall guy who is a good father would get into fistfights over who gets to have you.
I know I would.
Of course, I’m still in a swoon over Res Ipsa’s flattering comments, so I’m probably an easy mark, but that doesn’t mean you’re not worthy of a good ripping-off-bra-and-panties hair-pulling catfight over you.
