The official "Damn, <insert doper name> is HOT" thread.

I’ve managed to pare my list down to three Hot Doper Wimmen (HDW). I’m not going to post their names, though, in any sort of order other than alphabetic, 'cause I don’t wanna play favorites.

[SUB]… oh, I guess I already AM. sigh[/SUB]

Fionn (who will always hold a special place in my heart… awww…), JinWicked, and Hillbilly Queen (a shame she’s so damn far away! :slight_smile: ).

Okay, I think it’s cold shower time… :wink:

[SUB]And apparently, I can’t even organize things alphabetically. sigh[/SUB]

Aw! Thanks!

[sub]You can put your glasses back on now, K.[/sub] :wink:

I’ve got a nice little fantasy list in my head, but I’m keeping it secret!

Wow. There isn’t a single unattractive person on there! Except perhaps myself, but that’s a bad pic, and at least the cake looks good.

The ones jumped out at me screaming ‘take me now!’ were:

BottleBlondeJeanie
MorgaineElf
Fionn
(though the wedding dress is kinda off-putting, I must admit)
Calliope
Pucette
Geobabe
and**
HerMajestyLorna** (of course)
Oh and Francesca, whom I’ll be meeting this weekend!

There were more, but I don’t remember their names properly … nachos4…someone looked pretty nice.

Stinkpalm, I clicked on your link, looked at the top pic and though aw, he looks so sweet, then scrolled down and almost fell off my seat.

Awww, Lindy Hopper. Thank you for including me on your list. I’ve been insanely busy lately, and I just happened onto this thread. What a nice surprise to see that you think I’m hot! That has truly made my day. :slight_smile:

[celestina goes over Lindy Hopper and gives him a big ol’ juicy virtual kiss.] :smiley:

Save a virtual dance for me, Sweetie.

I think the same about Java. :slight_smile:
I’m not good with names or faces, so suffice it to say that everyone I’ve met thus far is hot.

Those on my list know who they are. :wink:

(Trinity tops it, of course. :slight_smile:

No, I do not have a list. But let me put it to you this way: I am considering leaving the country for in excess of 24 hours to meet people who are edible (though I currently have no plans to eat anything, thankyewverrymuch).

Oh, and DJ, having met saph and Jess and tiggy and Opal and Pucette and Wicky … NEENER NEENER!

And having met Oxymoron, I have to extend a VERY firm NEENER! to anyone attracted in the slightest to any aspect of a man. He’s the first guy I ever dreamt about in a sexual way. White hot liquid fuck indeed.

Sigh

And here I’ve been told by some Doper-Wimmins that I’m hot.

You mean sweet as in “He looks like he’s hung like a horse!” Right? And the fact that I am actually ONLY 26 is what floored you I am sure. I look quite old in those pics, but alas, I am actually 26.

:blush:

Absolutely, darlin’.

Boy, does that Pezpunk looks like a hot guy!

oh wait… nope that’s Mouthbreather.

[sub]My bad.[/sub]

I suppose it’s time for me to list mine, right? Okay, here we go:

In no particular order -

  1. Venoma…Me-ow!!!
  2. vix…she’s all cute and sexy and stuff
  3. jarbabyj…As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
  4. belladonna…we never did go on our date.
  5. Pucette…I wanna run off with her and let her have all kinds of Superbabies.
  6. jinwicked…'Nuff said
  7. Sakura…Oh, when she turns 18…:wink:
  8. bobkitty…Just beauty itself
  9. Gundy…one of the most beautiful Cubs fans ever

That’s enough for now, I guess.

:cool:

I know, he knows, enough other people know. That is all.

:smiley:

Hm. I guess it’s time to drag out the old camera.

Any requests? (no hot pants, I promise)

And jin - Sorry, but you’re painfully hot. Stinky can’t help himself, being on the rebound and all. It’s those eyes, dammit! Those eyes! (Well, maybe the hat. But I’m pretty sure it’s the eyes.)

Well… I generally try to avoid these sorts of threads, but I figure I should say for the record that Guinastasia definitely is up at the top of my list of attractive doper-ettes.

She already knows it, but I suppose no harm done in sharing…
Creaky tops my list, although I could be biased since she’s the only person I’ve met so far. :smiley:
Dragonblink, jinwicked, and HerMajestyLorna, also rank up there, in no particular order.

Ok, I’ll have to get a better picture that doesn’t have me in friggin’ stripes. I’ll blame my lack of mention on the stripes…

My vote is for Lorna. Hands down.
–==the sax man==–

Ouch. And I’m upset Simetra didn’t mention me. He used to think I was cute, too.

:wink:

Ah, impetuous youth…how I miss it.

The air conditioning is doing a nice job here, so I am not at all hot. I can think of several people who are very hot, as they live in relatively southern areas and have no air conditioning.

As far as the “which Doper do you think is attractive” contest, I can think of no good whatsoever which could come of participation.

I’ll nominate Ed Zotti as “hottest Doper,” since popularity contests are really all about the ass-kissing, and it doesn’t get much ass-kissing-er than that.