All these votes for dark horses as potential fathers. Folks, we’re not talking about Catherine the Great, here.
Who: George Clinton (either one)
When: June 3rd.
Paternity pool? Hell, I think someone should start a Dannie Lynn death pool.
I’m gonna go with the long shot, ossified contender, Frozen Sperm of Daddy Warbucks. Oh so calculating by premise, yet Oh so wonderfully beckoning from the grave mechinations of law, with a spry bit of biological Umph to boot. The shady lawyer also comes to fore in this scenario. Cue the intrigue thematic.
I’m betting OJ did it.
The football player and murder [ahem] suspect, or the juice? (With this case it could go either way.)
Yeah, I’m there. Just because he’s the least squicky candidate 
I’m shooting for the Circle of Greenback Would Then Be Complete theory:
E. Pierce Marshall. Her late 67 year old step son.
Failing that, I’m gonna have to say Judge Crater.
Hmmm, I did not know she had a sheep suit…
Ignorance fought!
“squicky”? 
I agree 100%. In fact, that was my take as soon as Daniel died–that he could’nt face that, and committed suicide.
And it makes perfect sense; why else would ANS refuse to have a paternity test done?
BTW, it appears that Prince von Whatzisname may be a big “whoosh”. I can’t find a link to it, but one of the “entertainment news shows” claims that he is on the payroll of several European tabloids and may have made the story up to boost sales of said tabs.
Ya know, for someone who repeatedly said on her show, “I haven’t had sex in two years!”, it appears she spent the last couple of years making up for it!
Squicky in this context refers to something gross or disturbing. However, it is referencing “squick,” which I will let you google on your own time. It’s both gross and disturbing that the term exists to describe what it does.
I’m also placing a bet on ANS’ son, Danny. That girl has slept with everyone, and I wouldn’t put it past her to sleep with her own son.
Perhaps because she did not want to share custody of her child with the photographer, whom she reportedly disliked because he turned out to be an opportunist.
I’m going to say the other bio-parent is either Anna Nicole’s former assistant, Kim Walther, or her former decorator, Bobby Trendy. Lord knows either one of those options makes as much sense as any of the other available ones.
Poor Dannielynn: so young, and already a Springer pay-per-view special waiting to happen.
What about Bill Clinton?
Bill Clinton did not have improper relations with that woman!