The Official New Jersey OcDoperfest Thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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EMERGENCY!!!

The Dave-Guy-Mobile died last week, and we can’t get it into the shop until next Tuesday!

We are borrowing one of my parents’ cars for necessary things like getting my wife to work and buying groceries, but it just isn’t right for me to take it to go swanning off to Joisey to eat food and drink beer.

Help help help.

Gorgon Heap, can you swing by Casa Dave-Guy and give me a ride to and from?

Otherwise, I’ll be a wallflower that night.

I have to work that day, and was only intending to go to dinner, BTW. Can anyone from the Rockland/Bergen area see their way clear to picking me up for dinner? I’m a good date…I’ll go Dutch Treat…

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And he’ll kill that pesky bug flying around in your car!

(I do hope you can make it, Dave, Dan, and Frank! Also looking forward to meeting the first thoroughbred Doper.)

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Whoa, Dave! This sounds serious. I don’t have to work that day, and was planning on going down earlier.

But still, I have to get some info from Beany before I can say anything.

Be patient, my Bug Smiting friend.

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Okay, here are the answers to Heapie’s questions as sent to me by email:

If you ever call me Liz again, I’m gonna hire Dave to do a job on you. :mad:

My house is full up, unfortunately. Maybe others can offer a slice of floor.

Hmm…Arthur’s pretty much a party animal, and then will fall asleep in his carrier whenever he’s ready, so I honestly didn’t think about this. I don’t have the social longevity of the 'dults either! Anybody have any ideas?

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Yes, think of the children!

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Your scathing rebuttal is but the latest on my list of scathing rebuttals of which I care nothing.
At the very least, you could have mentioned it in mail instead of across the whole bloody board, Elizabeth.

At any rate, should anything be forthcoming, it will be appreciated, but if I have no place to stay, I shant attend, for I abhor driving at night.
Snood.

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Sorry. I was just kidding about being mad about the name thing. :frowning:

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Well, what’s a little name-rending between friends? :smiley:

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I wish I had a better detection system for ascertaining whether a poster was male or female. I’m wun dum dood.

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Whose gender did you misread? I’m female, but named for a phallic vegetable, and Gorgon Heap is male, but named for a female monster.

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Yours, and about four billion others on these boards.

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Yowza, dan, that’s a lot of posts not to know people’s sex around here.

And I do believe, Greany, Gorgon Heap is indeed male.

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Hey! I don’t care about their sex. Or gender.

My God, man! It’s the ideas, the ideas that count!

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No kidding? You thought I was a boy? Was it my brilliant analyses in the baseball threads? (j/k) I assumed you were a male, but the name “dantheman” kinda gives it away. And just in case you are laboring under the impression that I’m thin like a string bean, I’m not. (Several people have expressed surprise about this based on my username.) And I don’t especially even like green beans. And they apparently give the Beansprout gas. Maybe I ought to change my username. Nah.

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Yowza, dan, that’s a lot of posts not to know people’s sex around here.

And I do believe, Greany, Gorgon Heap is indeed male.

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Actually, I assume all of the smart ones are from this weird distant planet of intelligence creatures, and until I see otherwise, that’s what I’ll believe!

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Well, if the Gorgon (Medusa) is female, I assumed a heap of Gorgons would be female. Unless your name doesn’t actually reference that Gorgon, or that type of Gorgon. (Gosh, we’re all learning so much about each other today. How 'bout a group hug?)

At least I didn’t call you Gordon.

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I’ll be damned, it’s a freakin’ Muppet!

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And a cookie goes to dantheandrogynous!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. :smiley:

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Bwahaha! A muppet! Yer too much, Gorgonheapabeth!