: clinks coke bottles together :
Yep, Blackhawks win!
I irked, I came home. Played laser pointer with Gordie. I got him to run into the wall twice. I’m a bad, bad man.
Midget, I’m from Wisconsin. They say the state has two seasons, winter and Fourth of July.
FTherenisonorspoond
Fnord?
I was looking, but could not find, for a clip from Mad About You where one of them keeps yelling “Murray! Get the mouse!” and the other one keeps saying “There’s no mouse!” Thing is, sometimes Paul teases Murray and sometimes Jamie does.
Pizza is et (Swampy is rubbing off on me).
My mouth hurts because I didn’t let it cool down enough.
Done my pm shift of irk. I may log in later, got to make the big bucks you know.
Flytrap the dog’s ears of course. The son can clean his own yuk. Cleaning the dog’s ears are bad enough although the son probably wouldn’t try to bite me.
Now I have to try to fix the front storm door. It won’t open - as we discovered when the pizza man got here. Sah-son fiddled with it and got it to work again but now it’s stuck again. He said the lock is locking even when the button is turned to unlock. I will look at it tomorrow in the daylight.
Fnord
Jim
I am reading the Iliad in the crummy ebook reader on my work phone.
Everyone in Homer’s epic is a dick.
Paris is a dick. A goddess saves him from a death duel, Helen bitches at him, and he wants to do the hokey pokey with her.
Achilles is a dick. POed because Agamemnon (another dick) wants to take his woman because the gods insisted in his being ransomed. Agamemnon, you are here for nine years to rescue your Wife, not to get laid. :rolleyes:
The gods are dicks. “What can we do to mess with these humans now?”
Ah, the benefits of a classical education, Swampy.
Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) bought a 40 gallon breeder aquarium with stand and accoutrements on Ebay. “Where can we put another forty gallon breeder? I kind of sort of bought it.”
Cool! 
Storm and tornado warnings. It will probably be in Georgia, the Green Dingus, tomorrow.
Mrs. Plant (v.2.0) watched that program.
I do not remember the mouse, but I remember Murray. The retriever she adopted was named something like “Mad, Bad Murphy Morrow”, she wanted to rescue it because it was named Morrow. We named it Murray. It killed one of my cats.
I read The Iliad.
I thought I would like it because I liked The Odyssey.
It was pure hell.
The only thing I seem to remember but I could be remembering wrong, after all it was 40 years ago :eek:
two warriors come together to fight and Warrior A says to Warrior B, "I am going to kick your ass because I am so and so. son of so and so, son of so and so, son of so and so, son of some god’.
Warrior B replies, ‘oh yeah! Well I am so and so, son of so and so, daughter of so and so, son of so and so, son of some other god and I’m gonna kick your ass’.
Sometimes this would be repeated with the other parents linage.
One can never have too many gods/goddesses in one’s background.
Then they would fight until one got killed and on to the next two warriors.
Pages and pages and pages of this. :rolleyes:
Kind of a ‘my daddy can beat up your daddy’ combined with the begats of the Bible.
When you are done with The Iliad may I suggest Dante’s Inferno? If reading is going to be hell it may as well be about hell.
Hey, I liked *Inferno.
Fnord and when was the last time we quoted the Perfect Master in a MMP?
flytrap, I read the Iliad, The Odyssey, and The Inferno for fun. Sacking cites sounds a lot more fun than my day job.
That is all, until I recover from epic, physically exhausting Seal Team Hell Week for Nine Days irk week.
Partying is foreseen in the future, though…wish me luck!
Happy Thor’s Day evening, all.
So, as a Far Northern Person bordering the Mecca of hockey, I
have to ask - where is your allegiance…?!
since the Canes are out:
Well, yeah, frightened girls clutching their breasts, but I think I’d get in trouble for that in Inferno.
Rosie, a little help here? What would Rabbi do?
Hi all.
Just finished doing some irk I didn’t get to yesterday or today. Finally. I was very grumpy today because people kept derailing my plans.
Am tired, but not sleepy.
Will read for a while (a mystery, not one of the classics).
Need to figure out what to give my niece for graduation. Will probably depend on how her grades ended up. If they’re not what they should be, I don’t want to give her cash to use for what her dad won’t be giving her. I can hardly wait for her to finish growing up. She is not at a pleasant stage.
At least it was very nice out tonight. Went for a walk just before sunset and it was lovely. (It was very hot and muggy in the middle of the day.
Hugs all.
GT
The liquor probably helped.
The site is cool.
If you think reading those are fun then root canals and kidney stones must make you positively ecstatic. 
Good evening everFyone. It’s morning for me but you know how it goes. I’m up and around, and feeling gNood.
I woke up on my own at 8pm after a good solid 8 hours of sleep. I listenOed to some music in bed for a while, then got up and ran a 5k in 26:40 which is good for me! That’s 7mph straight without slowing down or stRopping. So I’m pretty proud of myself, since just a few months ago I couldn’t even make it 2 miles at 6mph without taking breaks.
I then walked another 5k while watching The Golden Girls. Good times. Ate some heaDlthy food for breakfast (avoided the hashbrowns, biscuits & gravy, etc, in favor of eggs, chicken and brusselsprouts). Had a protein shake and now I’m ready to sit on my ass for the rest of the day with no work to do. I love my job
Blurf
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