So I go grocery shopping last night. I get back to my apartment late, and I forget to lock my car doors after I unload everything. Then this morning I wake up and decide to take the trash out. As I’m walking by my car, I see that there is a small white cup right next to it. I think, “Gee, thats very similar to the one I keep my change in,” and keep on walking to the dumpster.
Only when I’m walking back do I think “Crap on a stick!” I rush over to the car. Inside the glove box is open, but there wasn’t anything in there anyway. Then I see it: my cd case is gone.
So they steal about 10 cd’s from me, and maybe $3 in loose change.
They left the really important stuff: my dreidel, my car registration and my school notebooks.
And its not like they are going to enjoy the cd’s either, I’m a big fan of standup comedy, classical music and movie scores. And most of those cd’s were legally bought years ago, and I don’t know if I can still find them or even download mp3s of them!
I think the bastards that stole the stuff are these scumbags that hang out around the apartments at night and drink and smoke. They are always leaving beer bottles and boxes and cigarette butts laying around, it really pisses me off. I can just picture them stumbling around drunk, randomly checking car doors to find one unlocked.
Well no more. The next time I see these pieces of dirt I’m gonna tell them to pick up their bottles and go flush their heads in a toilet. Then if they don’t I’m gonna call the cops.
Well thats it for my little rant. I guess the moral is always lock your car doors and tell these wandering alcoholics to bugger off.