The opposite of "Sausage Fest" is ... ?

Gagglefuck?

A sausage famine, surely.

Pussy party?

[QUOTE=Trunk]
Mammorama.
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This is my new favorite word. :smiley:

Gotta go with astro and NinetyWt. It’s a hen party.

But “hen party” doesn’t capture the distaff side of the meaning of “sausagefest,” and “girls night out” is its exact oppoiste: “I came here hoping to meet women but it’s only a bunch of other guys who came here hoping to meet women”

(“and one brokedick geek who’s here to play DJ”)

An Oprah taping.

[QUOTE=Inner Stickler]
Taco fiesta?
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More specifically, fish tacos.

[QUOTE=Amp]
A murder of vaginas, oh wait, that’s crows.
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As disturbing as the imagery is that that conjures up, I’m glad you were thinking of crows instead of ravens.

But I think “a clowder of pussies” works.

Fallopian festival?

A congress of c*nts?
A lodge of beavers?
A volery of vulva?
A clash of clitori?

Snatch clatch?

After the party I call it an epic failure.

A coven.

tuna boat

Hair-Pie Parade?

Heaven?

I think the term ‘Sausage Fest’ implies that every ones on the pull and the odds aren’t good. No one would refer to something like a house warming party with lots of guys as a ‘sausage fest’. So the vaginal equivalent would be more like:

‘snail trail stampede’

Always been a clam bake to me.

[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]
Pussy party?
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Pussy Galore!

[Bond. James Bond.]