The opposite of "Sausage Fest" is ... ?

[QUOTE=Cisco]
Always been a clam bake to me.
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Wasn’t that a Billy Joel song?

[QUOTE=Trunk]
Vagaggle.

Utering.

Mammorama.
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Note to self: Buy **Trunk ** a beer some day.

Bagel bash?

Another vote for “clam bake”.

Though “Home Run Derby” sounds like fun.

[QUOTE=GuanoLad]
There’s no such thing as too many girls.
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There is if you’re a straight girl.

Remember that commercial for snausages dog snacks? Updating: “Snausages! Dawgs in search…of the ideal snatch!”

[QUOTE=Trunk]
Mammorama.
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Holy shit, did that make me laugh.

A minge binge?

A pillow fight…?

[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]
Pussy party?
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Pussy posse.

Carpets of a feather flock togeth…

no wait.

[QUOTE=ZebraShaSha]
Oh, come on! Clam bake!
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Where I work we have one guy on our support staff. We were discussing this recently and I said, “it’s the opposite of a sausage fest, it’s a calm bake”.

So I am also going with clam bake.

A confederacy of cuntses.

A rug sale.

[QUOTE=ZebraShaSha]
Oh, come on! Clam bake!
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That was the first thing that popped into my mind! :smiley:

A cliteracy.

“There were so many hungry quims, you could hear them yawning.”

Technically, I think “clam bake” is correct, but “mamorama” wins the thread.

Vajayjamboree?