The other white meat

Are there any accurate accounts of what human flesh tastes like? Not that I have any interest in finding out for myself, but surely someone has asked a cannibal like Jeffrey Dahmer that question.

Pork is the closest taste match, I believe. There has been lots of anthropological study- google “taste of human flesh” and I’m sure you’ll get a few hits…

In this column Cecil disproves the notion that human flesh tastes like spam.

It tastes just like soylent green.

It tastes like chicken


“long pig”

Said of a documentary Keep The River On Your Right:

I saw that Mike Douglas show when I was a kid.

Long pigs :eek: