I heard once that a guys wood goes left if he is right handed b/c he alwasy puts his package in after going pee with his right hand but then my b/f prived me wrong b/c he is right handed and his goes right…so guys…informal survey.
Right handed or left handed and is your wood right or left?
I’ll have to check after work.
Well thanks for your participation in my research and let me know if I can help out in your input. 
That would be a big help.
Well, it seemed to help when you were reading how much all us admiring girls appreciated penis’ . Maybe that will help…
right handed and leans left (just a little). Always thought it was the way I packaged it as I don’t think it was always this way.
Oh, and I love mine too!
Well thanks…that is what I always heard. Maybe the Studmuffin just packages backwards!
Didn’t get a chance to experiment last night. Sorry about that, mipiace.
Oh, mine is a VERY effective communicator.
Well js…I DID offer to help and then I didn’t offer much stimulation…apologies.
Tygr…really? Does he type?
None needed. I was busy with work, family, & getting beat up until I collapsed exhausted well past my bed time.
Doesn’t leave much time for penis apprecaition does it?
No. No keystrokes.
Any other kind of stroke he’ll gladly perform, but not keystrokes.
Breast stroke, side stroke, back stroke…
I just wanted to jump in and say that I love my penis. Luckily, my wife does too!
That is all…
mipiace, I’m left-handed and it leans to the right. Which is odd, since Onanism is a sin, and I would never commit a sin like that. Perish the thought!
Hey thanks…I thought you’d forgottent he experiment. So far it is 2 for 2…I think my bf is an oddity!
Nobody has mentioned that it is so easy to wash unlike a vagina which I imagine is akin to washing a lettuce…and I love vaginas:D
“The vagina is a self-cleaning organ!”
-Ranch Hands, Rubber Rose Ranch.This is the coolest thread I have read in a long time. Once I had a dream that I was a guy, and (obviously) had a penis. Man, I loved that thing! It’s so much easier to operate than the female equipment–you guys don’t know how good you have it!
Yeah, they’re pretty straight forward. They can be tempermental (sp?) at times, like when you go to take a leak and the stream shoots off in some completely unpredictable direction. Humans obviously didn’t evolve in a toilet-rich environment. 