It is one of those horribly tacky Glamour Shots, but I swear it was a couple of years ago and I really don’t look like that now (or then either)! I promise!
Now that I have embarrassed myself, let’s see some of the pics you hide in the back of the album.
Come on now, don’t be shy.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
Diane, I stand in awe, you sultry vixen, you. Now are you really prepared for the yowling, howling, leg-humping, drooling response you will assuredly get?
But I must politely decline to share photos of myself. Heaven forfend people here discover that I don’t actually have a long gray beard.
I’ll be posting some pics on Tuesday, as soon as I can get to a scanner. Including the ones from middle school where I have “wings” on either side of my head. Plus braces. Yuck.
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
What do I believe in? Not much that can’t be proven by logic and scientific experiment, and you better believe, I want to see the logic and laboratory equipment. --P.J. O’Rourke–
Well I can’t really tell if you’d be perfect for Mark, isn’t he looking for big knockers (saw a nice set at Lowes the other day with a nice brass finish)
As for pictures of me, I put the butt in butt-ugly.
Wow. Good pic, Diane! I’d post one of myself, but a)my scanner is broken, b)even if it wasn’t broken, I don’t have a website, c)I don’t know how to post pics on the board, and d)even though I spent my formative years in the 80’s(graduated HS in 1985), my hair never did get quite that big.
But if I went that way, well…
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
OMG woman what did you let them do to your hair!! I’ll have to admit those hair salons always try that with mine too, but I run to the nearest bathroom mirror to brush it out, not to a camera. LOL Ya made me smile tho. I may have an amusing one to post if I can talk Sue into posting “the crackwhore” photo we took when she was here visiting.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
I don’t have a scanner or a homepage or else I’d post up my 6th grade picture: buck teeth, big pink glasses, pink turtleneck, hair that’s flipping out on both sides and freckles. My sister and friend got such a laugh out of that picture, they started calling me “Simon” (after Simon in "Alvin and the Chipmunks). Oooooh, I hated that!
Generally big hair doesn’t make it to my top ten list but there’s something about those big poofy hairdos women wore c. 1900 or so that does something for me. Hmm. I wonder if I could order a videocassette of that Elanor Roosevelt biography from American Experience on PBS last week. Not sure if that’s what Mark S. is looking for but may be worth a try if we could perfect a time machine and send him back.
Wow Diane, that’s some BIG hair. But other than that, very pretty - kinda looks like Andrea Parker (on The Pretender).
Up until 8th grade or so, I had a bowl haircut that hung straight down (when neat). Lots of pictures of that haircut. Then there was the “transition years”, where my mom talked me into getting a perm to train my hair to do something other than fall. One guy nicknamed me Orville Redenbacher.
Those days are over. And no, you don’t get to see the pics.
OK Diane, I just sent you one of me that you may post to your site and share w/the world. It’s back in my mohawk days. I’d probably still have it if it weren’t for genetics…
I will put it on a website when I get back on my own computer. If the women can’t wait to see you (he really is cute girls, even with a mohawk!!!) then maybe someone can volunteer to do it sooner.
:::going to look at Rubes pic again:::
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
