No thread is complete without a rambling and unjustified comparison to Nazis.
You know, Hitler thought he could create a perfect thread too! You’re just as bad as he is!
Oh, and my unique circumstance invalidates your generalization.
Alright, so far so good. We need a few “special” people to show up though…Let’s see perfect thread is in need of:
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Some humor. I invite lieu, Hal Briston, Annie X-mas and SatisfyingAndyLiscious. They always make me laugh.
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We need some debating too. Maybe Polycarp, Diogenes, BrainGlutton, and Liberal will be along soon.
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We need some culture, definitely need some culture. Perhaps Eve, or Marley23 will pop in.
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There is a definite lack of moderating in here! “Calling all mods” Get in here and moderate this thread perfectly or else we will be forced to start a pit thread on the lack of proper perfect moderation. Don’t make me do it.
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Wisdom. The list here would be endless, but Q.E.D., Quadgop, and Spectre of Pithecanthropus come to mind.
A little utopia please.
you might be thinking that you just saw some serious coding errors, but you must be mistaken, as this is a thread of perfection. That was just a small example of my incredible coding abilities. Bow down at the regulent pulchritude of my perfection!
**RancidYakButterTeaParty **
Thought themselves such a smarty.
“I’ll start the perfect thread
from the top of my head!”
It was met with applause, quite hearty.
Stop, you fools!!!
Don’t you realize that once the perfect thread is completed that they’ll shut the board down, because there won’t be any reason to keep it going? I beg someone to blemish this thread ever so slightly for the survival of us all!!! Please!!
Happy to oblige! Here’s a random story that isn’t well-told, doesn’t add anything of value and doesn’t connect in a significant way to anything that’s been said:
In high school, one of the math teachers had lost the top section of his fourth finger on one hand in some accident, the nature of which I don’t recall. We used to joke that he counted on his fingers thusly: “One, two, three, pi . . . .”
::runs nekkid past the glow::
[sub]And then past it again, and then again…[/sub]
/me hurries to finish his Towers of Hanoi simulation before the browser window closes.
I lack the perfection to be able to post in this thread…
I thought that was one we figure out the nine billion names of Cecil?
I just drove for over 8 hours without being passed once. Not even by that police car. Though he did keep up longer than I expected.
(Pit stops don’t count!)
Do not fight the hypothetical.
Dental Plan.
- :: farts loudly :: *
You were supposed to say “Lisa needs braces”.
Oh well. It was worth a try.
Nothing can be perfect without a Haiku
Early one fresh spring
the perfect thread was started
how I love Cecil!
[sub]did anyone else ever hear the rule that a Haiku needs a seasonal reference to be a real Haiku?[/sub]
A’ight.
All people from Wisconsin are subhuman mongrels who don’t deserve universal healthcare provided by the tax and spend Green Party. The Bible was originally Hebrew erotica that was badly mistranslated. The world was created by Din, Nayru and Farore in thirteen minutes and therefore microevolution but not macroevolution is only a random guess. We should send troops to conquer Belieze, because they hate Canada.
Discuss.
I agree on all points, save the spelling of Belize.
I bet you had fun writing that didn’t you?
I have to go call Cecil now, I want to make sure he gets in on the first page…
Everybody blames Canada.
How about a conqueror? Yeah, this thread difinitely needs one. Preferably a Mighty Nordic one. So here I am.
Oh, and that Belize thing? I already took care of it.