Dis ees Cicil. I are using Keapon Laffin’s ID 2 post. It is 2 sho my 1337 hacking skills.
Uhh… hello to you all.
Okay, Rancid, lets see if this stings him into retorting… 
It’s rather sad, if you ask me. But, then again, nobody did.
::Retreats to the corner::
My apologies Regallag, I should have known better than to leave out a mighty warrior. I appreciate you adding to the perfection, and also for taking care of that nagging Belize problem.
Who said anything about Belize? That’s a small Central American country which, as far as I know, has done nothing to warrant an invasion. I’m sure they like Canada just fine.
I’m talking about Belieze, that Canadian-hating 3rd world shithole run by fundamentalist Satanists. They need to be taught a lesson.
Band Name!!!
Belieze! Of course. I vacationed there once with Anton Lavey. He hates Canada you know. Well, looks like you might want to talk this over with Regallag.
Anyone heard from Cecil yet?
Can we get a Left Hand of Dorkness in here? That would be cool.
LeVay. I know this because he was my cousin. Really.
CRAP! LaVey.
(how stupid do I look right now?)
Is that one of those trick questions, like “Does this make my butt look big?”
Stupid Beliezers. Shoulda nuked them all when we had the chance.
Well, I can’t see you so how stupid do you normally look?
It’s alright, really. In a thread of perfection, such as this, there are no mistakes.
This cannot be the perfect thread because you haven’t said anything at all about Mamas. Or Trains. Or Trucks. Or Prison. Or Gettin’ Drunk.
Once, when I was Gettin’ Drunk watching “Throw Mamma from the Train” at the drive in, a bunch of punk teenagers pulled up next to me in their Truck. They were so loud, with their rock music and all, that I couldn’t hear the speaker box. Well, one thing led to another, and after they removed that speaker box from that kid’s anus, they hauled me off to prison.
Perfect
ahem You are clearly confusing us with people from Michigan. Really, Wisconsin is the only thing keeping the yoopers in check. And a thankless job it is, too. If we weren’t so diligent about it, all them yoopers would come streaming down into Chicago and wreak havoc on those poor city folk.
Cheer up, featherlou
Oh what shall we do
With a Daydream Beliezer
And a post from Homebrew?
No mistakes? Yay! Now I get to tell… wait, I won’t. That story isn’t fit for public consumption.
::the perfect drive-by::
I touched a monkey once, it was very
Monkey-like.
Unclviny
Perfection frightens me.
hides in walk-in closet behind the coats
wow. just wow. and not a facetious wow either. That was…uhm…perfect!
I burning your fart.
cough
wipes eyes
sneezes textured material
Sweet Jaysus man, you just passed a disturbing composite.
I was going to stick this in the memorable quotes thread but here is now equally appropriate…
Heh.
I’m currently snacking on a pretzel rod that has the perfect amount of salt on it. Does that count?
Oh, wait, it must count…otherwise, it wouldn’t be mentioned in this thread!