Its actually beautiful poetry, when you think about it.
If you’re into excruciatingly bad poetry or are searching for that last-minute Xmas gift for someone you heartily dislike, I recommend A Doctor’s Despair, an anthology compiled by a British antivax loon, Dr. David Cartland.
It includes verse penned by him and antivax colleagues including such stars as The Barred Bard, Damien the Paramedic and the legendary Dr. McHonk-Honk, who masterfully penned the following lines:
Pfizer, Pfizer, in you I trust
Even if my heart doth bust
Cartland thinks his book will be an Xmas bestseller.
It needs to be a limerick:
This Pence guy I made the VP
So there’s one thing that he needs to see
The disloyal fucker
Should purse his lips in a pucker
And pay all due homage to ME!
Pence didn’t break an election rule
Which made trump treat him quite cruel.
Pence then said dang,
I hoped we’d still hang.
trump said-- if I have my way, for sure you will!
If you like Bad Poetry, allow me to recommend The Poetry of Rasputin Fish – The World’s Worst Poet
I’m astonished to see that it’s back in print.
“Rasputin Fish” is, in fact, the nom de plume of Mike Lea, a scientist, engineer, and professor I used to know very well. A British man with a deceptively quiet demeanor masking a wickedly clever sense of humor. He wrote this book back in the 1980s, and my only copy is a photocopied edition.
The photograph on the Amazon page doesn’t do him justice. Or accuracy.
Ugh! Gross! My time in the bathroom whatever I’m doing, should be relaxing and zen. It shouldn’t make me anxious, nauseous, angry, and totally grossed out.
So, this prompted me to look for more coverage of Trump’s fly paper rant, and I searched for “trump says you can’t get fly paper”
Assuming you’ll get the same results, they were:
https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+says+you+can’t+get+fly+paper&oq=trump+says+you+can’t+get+fly+paper&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDYwNTRqMGo0qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Look about 1/3 of the way down, and there’s a link to this thread.
Is that weird?
Just a recognition of our perceptiveness