Our nation’s poet has offered us another glimpse of his special genius. His theme this time is friendship.
A friend of mine
Very, very heavy
He’s a very obese person
I said,
“You’re an extremely obese person”
He’s smart as hell
But he’s got a very serious weight problem.
And he called me up
And he’s from New York
He’s one of the top guys on Wall Street
He’s begging me
Cuz I’ve told this story a couple of times
Not to mention his name
Cuz I’ll destroy his reputation
But he’s tough as hell
And he’s smart
Vicious
Wild
These are the people
We have to deal with
When you’re president
He used to call me “Donnie”
Now he calls me “President”
But he said, “You know, Mr. President
I was in London
And I paid $86 for Ozempic
And in New York
I pay $1,300 for the same thing
That’s a lot
That’s a big difference”
I said, “Are you taking this stuff?”
“Yeah”
I said, “It’s not working
You look like shit.”
Trump is probably talking to himself here. There is a rumor that he is on an experimental drug called retatrutide (based on the FDA granting a single exception to a 79-year old patient, Trump’s age when this happened) and that isn’t just GLP-1, it’s a couple other miracle fat busters as well. A scientific study showed that all of the patients who took it lost at least 5% of their body weight while on the drug. But Trump has gotten bigger, as is obvious from recent photos. This could be because he is wearing some equipment for dealing with kidney problems or it could be an exoskeleton for helping him move but he’s still bloated all to hell regardless. I am really looking forward to the tell-all books that are going to come out about five minutes after he finally fucking dies.
I pay $61 a month for my GLP-1s. Donald should explain to his “friend” that there’s such a thing as health insurance in this country so that you don’t have to pay the full out-of-pocket price for prescriptions.
No, I don’t think we should “move on” again. We’ve tried that with past corrupt administrations and all it seems to have accomplished is encouraging the next one. The crooks see you can commit crimes while you’re in power and then when you eventually fall the country wants to “move on” so you don’t get punished and get to keep whatever you managed to steal.
If we had locked up the crooks in the Bush administration, we wouldn’t have the Trump administration. And if we had locked up the crooks in the Reagan administration, we wouldn’t have had the Bush administration. And if we had locked up the crooks in the Nixon administration, we wouldn’t have had the Reagan administration.
The theory (hope, at least) is that trump is on retatrutide because he has kidney and heart failure, and weight loss can help. But its not working, he is getting bigger and bigger. Of course the drugs don’t work if you eat fast food all day.
