He does realize this. He is a troll, possibly a snackpit nonny, definitely having fun winding up the dope.
He’s as clever as he needs to be. He’s got a six page IMHO thread full of “the smartest people on the internet” dancing to his tune like retarded puppets, and now a pit thread. And I’ve never heard his line before, so he’s a bit creative at least. Maybe created by the same troll who created yakuza?
Werd.
Probably read that 4 chan thread about how Doper chiquitas are totally into defenestrating pimply virgins. Wait, that means throwing out the window, doesn’t it? Might still apply.
Or?
It’s both, obviously!
Because it’s funny?
Well, you know, Rule 34…
Dung you have an awesome sense of humor. If I were a girl, I’d kiss you. And you’d totally dig it too. ‘Cuz ya’ know, Fred13 says so.
My cultural research indicates that the vast majority of American lesbians are cheerleaders, nurses, or stewardesses by occupation, and none are older than 22. Surprisingly, they are in nearly constant need of pizza delivery and/or cable repair, all of which is provided by young men with pronounced glandular imbalances.
I always like a link to the [thread=647895] spin off threads [/thread]
Dear Fuckers,
Can all of you fuckers dignifying his bullshit trolling with responses kindly knock it the fuck off?
Love,
Me
Anybody else really wanting to see a thread where Fred13 and Yakuza get together and discuss ‘stuff’?
Only if the window faces a quarry.
Lezbo dyke.
Have you tried reading his posts aloud in a Fred Figglehorn voice?
Because it’s funny, and virtual peanuts are non-fattening.
“Home Kneepad Delivery! You better make sure these work OK before I leave, lady, or I could get in big…”
“Ding dong! I’m a gynecologist who just moved to town, offering a free in-home exam. Oh, hi. Kneepad delivery service, huh?”
“Señora! Es Juan, el ‘poolboy’! Está teniendo una festa?”
[SCTV]
“Mailman!”
“Gee, I don’t have any way of paying you…”
“But the mail is free!”
“Gosh, that’s a nice belt you’re wearing…”
[/SCTV]
Eh, the troll’s going to be banned any hour now. Pointing and laughing isn’t really a big deal.
You know who else was a lesbian? Hitler.
Whenever this happens, there’s a chance that the poster is genuine and will respond to cites and analysis.
Maybe only a small chance, but I think posting politely once in the thread is perfectly reasonable.
You don’t want to drive useful newbies away instantly.
It’s because you haven’t listened to that one Katy Perry song enough. You know, the one that turned all the other girls gay?