The Point and Laugh at Fred13 Thread

[tdn]

@Zebra

You know who else was a lesbian? Hitler.

I’ll be in my bunker.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Well done, sir.

[Azeotrope]

@elucidator

My cultural research indicates that the vast majority of American lesbians are cheerleaders, nurses, or stewardesses by occupation, and none are older than 22. Surprisingly, they are in nearly constant need of pizza delivery and/or cable repair, all of which is provided by young men with pronounced glandular imbalances.

Well, you know, goiters are just so damn sexxah.

[Azeotrope]

Aww, the show’s over now. They banned this one pretty quickly.

[Jack_Batty]

You see how I shut that motherfucking thread down? Last post before banning baby.

Don’t mess with me.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@ugly ripe tomato

Aww, the show’s over now. They banned this one pretty quickly.

Awww.

I was enoying the dancing retarded puppet show.

@Larry_Borgia

He does realize this. He is a troll, possibly a snackpit nonny, definitely having fun winding up the dope.

He’s as clever as he needs to be. He’s got a six page IMHO thread full of “the smartest people on the internet” dancing to his tune like retarded puppets, and now a pit thread. And I’ve never heard his line before, so he’s a bit creative at least. Maybe created by the same troll who created yakuza?

Werd.

Yeah as a troll I’ll give him a “B”. He was too obvious. If he wasn’t so obvious I would have given him an “A”.

[VinylTurnip]

@Drunky_Smurf

Awww.

I was enoying the dancing retarded puppet show.

No reason for that to stop in his absence, actually.

[Steve_MB]

[QUOTE=FlyByNight512;14949489Well, there’s a small problem with his first assumption there. Several Dopers want to see some proof that 90% of the female population is bi/bicurious/lesbian.[/QUOTE]

(insert joke about requiring extensive video evidence)

[Steve_MB]

@elucidator

Probably read that 4 chan thread about how Doper chiquitas are totally into defenestrating pimply virgins. Wait, that means throwing out the window, doesn’t it? Might still apply.

I picture him frantically trying to remember the safeword as he’s pushed out the opening: “Mastodon!” “Masarati!” “Massasauga!” and finally hitting on the correct “Masaryk!” as he tumbles to his doom.

[Dung_Beetle]

@Shakes

Dung you have an awesome sense of humor. If I were a girl, I’d kiss you. And you’d totally dig it too. ‘Cuz ya’ know, Fred13 says so.

Wait, are you a free girl, or is this gonna cost me?

[gamerunknown]

No guys, it’s totally science.

Now I just need to get Alpha enough to roll to Fred’s clubs.

[Zjestika]

@ugly ripe tomato

Aww, the show’s over now. They banned this one pretty quickly.

Aww, why can’t we ever have stupid things?

I just miss that escort guy.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@Zjestika

Aww, why can’t we ever have stupid things?

I just miss that escort guy.

Seriously. All the fun ones get sent to the corn field.

[Polerius]

Out of curiosity, what red flags convince you guys that someone is a troll versus just very very stupid?

It seems to me there is a sort of Poe’s Law for trolling vs stupidity

[Larry_Borgia]

Fred’s dead, baby…Fred’s dead.

[Miller]

@Larry_Borgia

Fred’s dead, baby…Fred’s dead.

And on that note, the thread comes to a close.