Umm…err…I forgot what I was going to say.
Have I been here? I have? Well, probably shouldn’t shamelessly post again.
Actually, I started this thread because my post count dropped twenty posts a few days ago (I guess they deleted some old threads). So I’m striking back! 
I remember!
Hi, yall!
Hi, I’m Wolfman and I have a confession to make,
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sniff,sniff
snort,
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Ooooookay,
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here goes
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I’m an Altoid-aholic.
I have a 10 tin a week habit.
The first thing I do when I wake up is to pop a couple.
Driving to work I chain mint.
I acutally dream about the pepermint ones so much it wakes me up and I have to go get a few.
My breath is so minty fresh I could strip paint.
I started off with a tic-tac now and then.
next thing I knew I was carrying a roll of Wint-o-green lifesavers, and telling myself I could quit anytime.
Now they have taken over my life, I’ve even started dragging friends into my sick little world.
A tin in my car, one by TV and one in my office…
eyes everybody suspiciously
…buncha no good beatniks…
Young Doc Frank?
Thanks, I needed that.
Ok, where’s “THEREwolf” from?
What is post?
What is pad?
Ok, let’s have a worlds shortest poem contest!
poem?
[rimshot] Is that what you’re calling it these days, Silo? [/rimshot]
We have been having a lot of staffing problems at my hospital lately, so we hired a bunch of people to act as technician assistants. They are going through training for the next few weeks. These people have little to no experience in the veterinary field. Today they got a lesson in animal restraint, and one of my cats was used as a teaching aid. My kitty was very good and patient as a bunch of strangers practiced holding him down.
Hey now! cheap shot! cheap shot! 
[rant]
The program manager here is letting our ReadMe go out the door with one use of an apostrophe for pluralization, and one use of “effect” where it should be “affect.” Apparently I’m the only one here (work, not sdmb) who is bothered by this. Grr.
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woohoo, I’ve FinallY reached 17!!!
if there can be a poem about jello then there can be a poem about spam
ode to spam (an odd sonnet)
i like to talk crack jokes about spam when i can
it sweetens your breath each time you exhale
in stores you buy edible spam in a can
and spam comes free with aol junk mail
spam spam, spam spam, spam spam, spam spam is good
yummy yummy tastes good in my tummy
i know you may not like spam but you should
thats what i like to get fed by mummy
spam is by far the best taste on this earth
if you disagree you must be brain dead
i will eat it for all that im worth
if you argue ill shoot you in the head
dr seuss would say i like green eggs and ham
not me i say i love green eggs and spam
note to jews the above is not kosher
yes, that was an entire post with no punctuation or capital letters.
yes, i am jewish.