Hey, moron! (Sorry, couldn’t resist)
Might I suggest you lay off the hard drugs for a little while? They seem to be adversely affecting your perception of reality.
Seriously.
You’ve got a point there, brother - and one of these days I’m going to figure out what it is. - Cecil Adams
This is really more of a Pit sort of thing, so off it goes.
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
The Straight Dope
PS Let’s all sing the troll song now: “I’d rather be hated than ignored.” Hint, hint, hint.
Just read Schleppin’ Fly’s home page.
Great Heavens!
Do you suppose this is what became of Doogie Howser’s journal after the show ended production?
Hey, Sippin Fly:
I’d like those ten minutes of my life back, if it’s not too much trouble.
Hey, I’ve got no quarrel with you, Mr. Fly, except the minor point I’ve already made, which is that talking about yourself in the third person sounds pretentious and silly. I never said your site was stupid. That would imply I bothered to look at your site at all. I didn’t. I mean, life is short.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
They don’t hurt my head, fuckoff. I’ve seen enough juvenile pseudo-“deep thoughts” bullshit in my time that it isn’t physically painful to watch someone be a pretentious fool anymore.
The thing about being different is, there has to be a fucking POINT.
For instance, I could take up posting without vowels, and piss every one off. But it isn’t making a statement or doing anything important.
Being a rebel doesn’t make you right. You have fallaciously associated yourself with the avante garde. People like Andy Warhol could be confusing and were disliked by many people.
Apparently, in your head you think, “Gee, I’m confusing and no one likes me. I must be a great mind like Andy Warhol, and my enemies must be small-minded plebian philistines, like his were.”
Except you aren’t very smart, so you would substitute, “fucking stupid conformists” in place of “small-minded plebian philistines.”
However, since the Wally post is gone, my quarrel with you is over. You are free to pursue idiocy and a deluded martyrdom without further comment from me.
–John
It’s disturbingly stupid because the color and font sizes you chose make it almost impossible to actually read.
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I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect.
http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg
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Insipid Fly is now sharing his intellect in Great Debates.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, and he shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy.
The ‘fly’ in his name is a misnomer. I think of him as more of a gnat or mosquito, like the one in your tent in the middle of the night on a camping trip, buzzing annoyingly near your ear, refusing to go away and impossible to get rid of.
Give me immortality, or give me death!
Flyboy, you’ve said that you have the balls to speak your mind. If you’re not willing to use your mind when writing, it takes no balls at all.
Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
