The Power of my small Penis

[Fiver]

Lynn Bodoni:

Mr. Bodoni once, while a mere grade-schooler, zipped himself up without making sure to tuck it in first. This has left him Scarred for Life, or so he assures me.

I have similar scar tissue, from a similar cause.

I’m just glad it didn’t form a kiloid which then grew uncontrollably. Large or small, I’m pretty sure a penis shouldn’t branch.

[Smeghead]

*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni *
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3. It is much less likely to get ensnared in heavy machinery.

Mr. Bodoni once, while a mere grade-schooler, zipped himself up without making sure to tuck it in first. This has left him Scarred for Life, or so he assures me. **

Oh, dammit. You just resurrected a Very Bad Memory that had lain quietly dormant for nigh on 20 years now. You’re getting my therapy bill.

Curling up in the fetal position and rocking back and forth

[Scylla]

I’m glad I don’t have to worry about zippers. Mine doesn’t reach, and if it did it would fit quite easily between the teeth.

[Mnementh]

*Originally posted by Scylla *
**(snip)… and if it did it would fit quite easily between the teeth. **

Okay, I’m ashamed of myself, but I cant come up with a snippy comment for THIS one. It’ll come to me later… C’mon, think… think…

[Coldfire]

*Originally posted by magdalene *
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*Originally posted by BunnyGirl *
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The scientific term for perineum is “taint”

As in “It taint happenin’ unless you can figure out where to put that thing!” ? **

As in “'t ain’t your balls, 't ain’t your asshole.” You know, “taint.” Although yours works too.**

Sloppy.

That’s just the definition for a male perinium. The accepted scientific term for a female perinium is a “cuzzif”.

Do I have to do all the work around here?

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by Coldfire *
That’s just the definition for a male perinium. The accepted scientific term for a female perinium is a “cuzzif”.

Oh God I love you Coldfire. I love you with all the passion that a third grade girl has for her substitute art teacher.

jarbaby

[Evnglion]

Well, this is the second thread that has made me cry from laughter, the other one located here…I believe that Scylla is the master of all that is hilarious…

[sub]we want more!!![/sub]

[magdalene]

Okay, ClogMod, I’ll bite. What is the origin of the word “cuzzif?”

[Coldfire]

A female perinium is called a “cuzzif”.
Cuzzif it weren’t there, it would be one big hole!

Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week. Tipping is not a town in China!

[Scylla]

*Originally posted by Coldfire *
**A female perinium is called a “cuzzif”.
Cuzzif it weren’t there, it would be one big hole!

Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week. Tipping is not a town in China! **

[All That Is Decent Hat On]

Coldfire. Just because you are a moderator doesn’t make this kind of thing right. I trust you won’t do it again

[All That Is Decent Hat Off]

[Tristan]

*Originally posted by Evnglion *
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[sub]we want more!!![/sub] **

Isn’t that something that Scyllia hears often, according to the claims in the OP?
:: D&R ::

[ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Scylla *
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[All That Is Decent Hat On]

Coldfire. Just because you are a moderator doesn’t make this kind of thing right. I trust you won’t do it again

[All That Is Decent Hat Off]

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Besides, everyone knows the actual scientific term is chin rest.

[Lynn_Bodoni]

*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly *
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Mr. Bodoni once, while a mere grade-schooler, zipped himself up without making sure to tuck it in first. This has left him Scarred for Life, or so he assures me.

So… uh… you haven’t seen it yet?

Huh… maybe that explains why you’re Queen of the Pit… **

There’s no PHYSICAL scar. However, Mr. Bodoni assures me that he is mentally and emotionally Scarred For Life, and if I kiss it, it’ll feel better.

[Mnementh]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by SexyWriter *
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*Originally posted by Scylla *
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[All That Is Decent Hat On]

Coldfire. Just because you are a moderator doesn’t make this kind of thing right. I trust you won’t do it again

[All That Is Decent Hat Off]

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Besides, everyone knows the actual scientific term is chin rest. **

I fail to see how ‘rest’ enters the equation.

[SpinneZiege]

I’m dating a virgin right now. My relatively small penis will make quite an impact when the time comes (damn that’s a lot of innuendo in one sentence), so size doesn’t matter at the moment.

But for now, the damn thing is quite ‘handy’ if you catch my drift.

[This concludes my worst post yet]