No poll yet?
Oh, what the heck, I’ll sneak one more in:
Insulting Recep, I went off the deep end,
called him “Hitler, cavorting in the sheep’s pen”
But he said: “Get a life,
that’s no sheep, it’s my wife,
and I just dress like a Nazi on weekends.”
There once was a dude called Erdogan
of mockery he was not a fan
he gripes to the Krauts
and “Charge them!” he shouts
Smutty limericks were not his plan
There once was a Turk named Recep,
And this is the damnedest one yet.
His tool was so long,
So thick and so strong,
He could bugger 6 Greeks, en brochette
There once was a tyrant named Erdogan
who cried tears all over his cardigan
he can’t jerk a circle
with Angela Merkel
cuz she has a cock that is bigger than
Rumor has it that Erdogan spent
Nights with kids below age of consent!
Ask those kids for their age!
Well, we did, they wouldn’t say:
"Baah, baah!" was how their reply went
BTW, on that last one: Yeah, I know that this is all in the interest of protecting freedom of speech, but it almost felt like I crossed *some *kind of line there. *Baby *goats? Come on! But, if it’s for liberty and democracy, I suppose I’ll soldier on…
Well, I think we’ve definitely got enough limericks for a poll. The contest is now officially closed for entries.
Since there’s a cash prize at stake, for the sake of fairness I’m going to have to be mean and insist on only one entry per poster. I’ll PM those posters who submitted more than one limerick and ask for their favourite. Once I’ve got a definitive list, I’ll do the poll. Also, I’m afraid I must disqualify Karen Lingal’s entry since, amusing as it was, it violated both rules one and two.
Can we still post to this thread, though? 'Cause I think I could do this shit all day.
Although, then again, whether I *should *is a different matter.
Hell yeah!
Dude, that poem was filthy, filthy. OK, it didn’t rhyme, but c’mon!
Cool!
“Outside of a goat”, Recep quipped,
“Man’s best friend is a book, that’s the trick.
Inside of a goat,
It’s too dark - but there’s hope
I’ll try reading in braille, with my dick.”
Erdogan was a Turk most thin-skinned,
And Presidentin’ was hard when he binged
In his most favorite delight:
A goat with fur white
To hide the extent of his sins
The President of Turkey fucks goats
And weasels and ermines and stoats
With puppies and kittens
He’s especially smitten
“If it has four legs, I’ll fuck it!” he gloats
The poll is now open!
The link just goes back to this thread. Cool, so meta.
There once was a pollster who was meta…
Though his linking was still somewhat beta…
That link goes right back
To right where you were at
Try again, please do it bettah?
Um, sorry. This is taking over my brain now.
I blame President Erdogan.
While doing some sightseeing and light exercise over in IMHO, I did find this. Which I suspect is the poll.
Okay, even if you don’t win the poll, you definitely win this thread! 
P.S. - Cheers for correcting my link.