So, in this thread, I ran a ‘President Erdogan Dirty Limerick Contest’. The premise is fairly self-explanatory. Entrants were required to compose amusing limericks about quasi-dictator and thin-skinned asshole crybaby Recep Erdogan. The only rule was the the limericks must be as filthy, obscene, and defamatory as possible. Yesterday, at 15:00pm EST, the contest drew to a close (although the thread remains open - hopefully forever - so if you’ve got one have at it!) and now it is time to choose a winner.
The poll will close at 9:00am on Monday, EST. At that time I will announce a winner, and make a $50.00 contribution to the charity of their choice. Entrants are allowed to vote for their own limerick, although personally I consider that a little unsportsmanlike. Anyway, without further ado, the entrants:
Knowed Out
A Turk Prez whose asshole has lices,
Once started a political crisis.
He shined up his dick
for the Kurds to go lick
by funding the terrorists ISIS.
Baker
There once was a Turk dude named Erdogan
Whose ego, so fragile, was shat upon.
His cock, never limp
Developed a gimp
So he ordered some lawyers to “Bring it on!”
ñañi
The first time Recep won the votes
“Erdogan” was a brand of men’s coats
But now it appears
After thirteen short years
It calls to mind one who fucks goats
Walken After Midnight
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
I hear a post there has newly arisen.
It’s attached to Recep,
Who behind you will step
For occasions of soap-dropping frisson.
Gatopescado
Prez Erdogan from Istanbul
To goats and rams was quite cruel
He’d train and expect them
to bugger his rectum
at the same time he’d fellate a mule!
Jackmannii
When mocked, Erdogan objects
Demanding some German respect
But the world will not salaam
To this shitheaded imam
A case of the Streisand effect?
garygnu
Ugly cur who had a thin hide,
If insulted, Erdogan cried.
They dumped Armenians like turds,
And now it’s the Kurds
That he wants to commit genocide.
Elendil’s Heir
Insulted, Herr Erdogan’s clucking,
“You must show respect, and no mucking!”
Free speech he disdains,
high dudgeon he feigns;
his ass, with his head, he is fucking.
Zyanthia
I saw smegma for the first time today
as the president of Turkey did lay
With his ass in the air
open from here to there
While licking the drops away.
Martian Bigfoot
There once was a president Turkishman
Who signed his posts: “Kind regards, Erdogan”
On a message board
He shared his innermost thoughts
Quoth Recep : “Yes, sex with sheep is fun!”
Princhester
The Turks’ best at bestiality was Erdogan
Who challenged Merkel at the dirty game
The Chancellor retired
Saying “My cunt is on fire!”
But the Turk said let’s do the whole herd again
Tatterdemalion
There once was a Turk named Recep,
And this is the damnedest one yet.
His tool was so long,
So thick and so strong,
He could bugger 6 Greeks, en brochette
Tithonus
There once was a ruler from Turkey,
Whose pecker was not very perky,
To this poor flaccid stump,
He appended a pump,
And now it’s as tough as beef jerky
So there you have it. Ladies and gentlemen, cast your votes.
