The pretentious credentials thread

I notice that posters often sign their names this way (Joe Blow, Magistrate / Jane Blow, Certified Custodial Engineer / et cetera) in order to lend weight to their analysis or opinions in GQ or GD. But I’d like to see you do it now just for the heck of it.

Koxinga
MBA / certified Malcolm Baldrige examiner / former high school band rank leader

Ok, I’ll play. But I should mention that one of the things I love dearly about the dope is the presence of subject matter experts who can knowledgeably answer questions and contribute from personal experience. So I really appreciate it when such a person mentions their credentials, and don’t find it pretentious.

-trupa
B.Eng -Mech / MBA-High Tech / International Baccalaureate / Certified First Responder / Eucharistic Minister / Front Sight Defensive Handgun Distinguished Graduate / Stay-at-home Dad Pionneer / Card Member since 1993.

-Madrabbitwoman
Certified
(more times than I can count)

Outlierrn

RN, ASN, MICN, ACLS, PALS instructor

Oakminster
70 Druid (Norrath-retired), 70 Paladin (Norrath 2-retired), 70 Warlock (Norrath 2, retired) 71 Mage (Azeroth), 50 Tanker (Paragon City), Pistolerro (Stepford Men’s Club), Joker, Toker, Midnight Smoker, Whiskey Rock and Roller, Servant of Mosby the Cat, Freebird at Large, Punball Wizard, Dabbler in Esoteric Pursuits, Curmudgeon of Some Minor Reknown.

Your new password is Eey0r#M2

gotpasswords, CISSP

M.A. English (Writing)/Active Member, Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America/Programming Chair, Albacon 2009/Boomerang Award Winner/Instructional Technologist

Well, okay, although mine aren’t terrifically impressive.

Kyla
BA, Anthropology
Masters in Public Policy Candidate (2010)
Returned Peace Corps Volunteer (Bulgaria, 2006-2008)

–Misnomer
M.A., English (Professional Writing & Editing)/Senior Member, Society for Technical Communication/Past Toastmasters Club President and Area Governor/Employee of the Quarter earlier this year/holder of a security clearance that I can’t tell you about or I’d have to shoot you/owner of a very cute puppy

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–Registered Iconoclast

dinahmoe, RPLU

jali, AOC (rk) Attendant of Chica (ruling kitten)

pbbth

-BS, Communications
-Property and Casualty Insurance Agent
-Accidental Death and Dismemberment Insurance Agent

Duke, BA MA M.St D.Phil and thinking about getting some qualifications to get even more letters.

OK

~HeyHomie, BBL (Bachelor of Biblical Literature (don’t ask)), QMRP (Qualified Mental Retardation Professional)

I had to dig deep to find anything…sad…

3acresandatruck
BSA Troop Bugler
certified heavy equipment operator
BS Math
(retired)

Ha.
olivesmarch4th
B.A., Spanish Literature
Consumer Credit Counseling Account Maintenance Specialist
Former 2nd Chair Trombone in High School Band
Resident Amoeba

SSG Schwartz

SSG (Airborne)
BS, Psychology
Hazmat Certified
Unit Movement Officer Certification
CPR Certified

Student Driver
licensed pharmacy technician / gold-certified stuctured learning mentor / lifetime member of the Snoopy Fan Club /
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/ vice-president of the philosophy club at my university