The pretentious credentials thread

Quasimodem, RCP, CRT (Respiratory Care Professional, Certified Respiratory Therapist)

I have a Ph.D. in horribleness.

AA - Fine Art Sculpture
BS- Fine Art Sculpture and Fabrication

Winner of the Jackson-Cook Award (Sculpture)

Master Sculptor ASA
Dick Smith Certified Special Effects and Make-up Artist
Class 3 Wildlife permit holder
Class 2 wildlife permit holder
Venomous reptile permit holder (expired)
A1C USAF (one tour)

PADI certified open water diver
CPR certified
Qualifies for secret level security clearance

BSc, Msci, Natural Sciences

AS, eCommerce
BS, Management Information Systems
Phi Theta Kappa
Member, International Institute of Business Analysis
NAUI certified open water diver
Member, ASPCA
Annual Charity Coordinator, Boys and Girls Town Room Makeovers
RPOF Campaign school
Mastering Adobe Photoshop Certificate
Business Writing and Editing Certificate
Winner, American Legion Essay Contest

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Heh - I have degrees in murderology and murderonomy.

Jammer

BS Computer Science, MBA, Mensa Qualified, National Honor Society, ACM Chapter President, ASUCS Board of Directors, National School Choral Award, SCHS Academic Chemistry Award, Most Sportsmanlike, 2008 #1 Dad Mug Recipient

Clivas

Opinionated procrastinator
College dropout
Three legged race winner

Hippy Hollow

BA, Liberal Arts Honors, masters and doctorate in education from that fancy school in Cambridge, MA; (co)author and (co)editor of three books; game show winner 4x (if you can think of it, I’ve probably been on it)

If you cruise through this thread: PhD Etiquette; Protocol, you’ll see a few self-identifiers.

Loach

Charter Member

Well I’m supposed to be anyway.