Nine bonus points if you knew what I was talking about before you opened the thread up.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again- Jester and I have the weirdest conversations ever. And I figure that if I didn’t send this to people who would appreciate it (i.e., Dopers), I’d be depriving the universe of something beautiful. Like Mozart (or was that Verdi?) not showing the world a Requiem, or the Beatles deciding to put the White Album away in a musty old cupboard.
Besides, when I’m famous, you guys can liberally quote from these conversations.
And incidentally, what DO you think of my future costume? Too much?
FenchurchIV: Okay can i tell you about my halloween costume?
Mojo530: Go for it.
FenchurchIV: Like I said, I want to be…Him.
Mojo530: <cue ominous music>
FenchurchIV: Impressed, eh?
FenchurchIV: Wait a moment. Mojo: do you know who HE is?
Mojo530: Absolutely.
FenchurchIV: Damnit! I wanted you to not know
Mojo530: The transvestite prince of darkness, arch enemy of the PPGs.
FenchurchIV: I wanted to SURPRISE you. How in the HELL do you know who HE is?
Mojo530: Sorry, but it’s kinda hard to forget it once you see Satan sporting lobster claws and a black dress.
Mojo530: I HAVE watched the show before, y’know.
FenchurchIV: i thought you never watched at all. Which episode did you see?
Mojo530: A bunch.
FeenchurchIV: You made it seem like you were so blase about the PPG. Now I find out you’re practically a fan
Mojo530: The one with the disco monsters, and the one with the prank calls, and the one with the evil mind control cat, and the one where they all change their super-hero getups, and a bunch of others.
FenchurchIV: Okay great. So don’t ya think I’d make a great Him? I’m really sexy, and I look cute in lobster claws.
Mojo530: I can definitely see you as Him.
FenchurchIV: That’s really a scary thought.
Mojo530: Not that I know what you look like, but you’ve got the personality for it.
FenchurchIV: Why thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you, MOJO.
FenchurchIV: Hehe. That’s my sig line, what you just said about me.
Mojo530: What line?
FenchurchIV: “I can definitely see you as Him.”
Mojo530: Ah, okey doke, then.
FenchurchIV: It would be so cool to strut around in that get up, in a pseudo falsetto, man.
For my costume…I want to paint my face all red, and put on a pink tutu around my neck, and wear knee high leather boots
FenchurchIV: And possibly grow a goatee
Mojo530: Now THAT would be cool.
Mojo530: You’ll have to send a picture.
FenchurchIV: Muhahaha. That would be something to remember.
Zoggie: No bonus points for me, I did laugh out loud at the thread title, but I had no idea to what you were refering. I’ve even seen some episodes with Him (easily one of the most bizarre villains), but I couldn’t figure it out.
If you want more responses, try spicing the thread up with some sex and/or violence. The public eats that stuff up.
Hmm. Doc, you’re right!!! ::grabs him and puts a laser blaster to his head:: Not so fast, or the good doctor gets it, between the eyes, while simultaneously watching a bunch of scantily clad twenty one year olds engage in an orgy. Muhahahaha.
I’m… hmmm… entertained by them. My wife and daughter, however, between them have conspired to fill the house with with PPG-related materials. I can tell my relative worth-du-jour by wether I’ve been labled ‘Professor’, or ‘Mojo’.
Tranquilis- I don’t know. Based on what I know (and admittedly, that’s only two posts), I sort of see you as a…Fuzzy. Or no, better yet, a Mayor, always perplexed by the females in his life.
Well I opened the thread hoping to find out that someone finally knew what that guy on PPG is supposed to be… so I guess I get nine bonus points Hooray!
Oh, no. Women don’t perplex me, although I frequently let them run rough-shod over me. See the episode when Sedusa goes after the Professor. Mrs. Tranq has that effect on me, when she wants to. Mojo’s evil monkey-brain matches mine when I’m feeling grouchy (cuUUursesss…).
Actually, I wouldn’t mind being Fuzzy. I just can’t turn my brain off long enough…
