A few (about five) years ago I was a part of the newsgroup Alt.music.PinkFloyd. Well, if your a fan of Pink Floyd you probably already know that we encountered an oddity in June of 1994. A man by the name of Publius posted several messages concerning the then new album “The Division Bell.” He said that there was a mystery wrapped up within the Lyrics, Music, and the Pictures associated with the album. Of course he backed up his claims with a supernatural hold over the events during certain Pink Floyd concerts and album art. I personally witnessed two of these, the first was during the World-wide 1994 telecast and the second was during the Re-Release of singles from the “A Momentary Lapse of Reason.” album.
Being dedicated fans, we made several assumptions on the Enigma, but most of these had been shot down, or they led to even more encrypted clues. Has anyone figured out the Enigma, and been proven right? As a Publius’ Witness (something I’m very proud of) I must know. Thanks!!
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Kyoko Baby,
Shane
Like, there was this guy, you know? And it was just so cool. Just like he said it would be, you know? I think it wasn’t REALLY just a guy, you know. Like, it was on the Net and all. I think it was Shirley Booth, cause, like, she always knew everything…
Hmmm… No real Pink Floyd fans huh? Well, that’s cool. I’m sorry that I was so vague with my topic (it was my first here.) Maybe this’ll clear it up Http://uio.no/~ericsp/floyd.html
I would just say to go to alt.music.pinkfloyd but it’s gone. So, this was the best I could do. I hope it works. Anyway the publius enigma is something near and dear to Floydians but none of us are sure just what the hell it is. We just recieved messages on the Newsgroup every few weeks for a couple months. Anyway, thanks for responding even if it was just to flame. If you don’t wanna waste your time on that site (if it even works) just go to the messages section it should alleviate any questions. Sorry, my first topic here was so poorly done. Also, sorry that this is still so confusing. Perhaps I’ll try again in a few weeks with better phrasing. Thanks again!!! Oh yeah, and a publius’ witness is just someone who was in the newsgroup when the Publius postings happened.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Kyoko Baby,
Shane
Look, you come wandering in and you burble on nonsensically in your own stoner clique language, people try to figure out what you want to know and you think you’ve been flamed?
For those who are interested to know, a brief
history of the Enigma and its solution (yes, it was solved) can be found out: http://www.pinkfloyd-co.com
Hey heretic! Stoner clique language I love it and that’s the best way to describe it! Genius. Also thanks oblio and hawkmoth for the great sites! And yes I am a VERY odd person.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words’ll make sit in a darkened corner and cry for hours.
Kyoko Baby,
Shane
I am a Pink Floyd fan – have been for aboot 25 years now. Have every album through “The Final Cut”. M’ favorites are probably “Meddle” and “Ummagumma” for what it’s worth. I own (and actually listen to) both of Syd Barrett’s solo albums, two solo David Gilmour albums and Rick Wright’s solo album. I have a couple of bootlegs.
I do not list these fascinating facts to prove that I am the most loyal and true Floyd fan that ever packed a bowl. No – I list my Pink credentials to forestall any dismissal of my cynicism regarding the “Publius Enigma” as the sniping of a Floyd-hater (uh…well…uh…Andy, he hates me…ooooh, looks like Opie needs a trim… [Dammit! Not that Floyd!]). Nope, I daresay Pink Floyd was for many, many years my favorite band. So, hear me out when I say:
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!
Isn’t it obvious that the whole thing was a reasonably well-planned marketing gimmick? Sheesh! A couple of vague usenet messages spouting new age jargon encouraging people to listen closely to the album (and buy it…) so that they may decode it’s deep dark secrets.
The secrets, as revealed at the site Hawkmoth provided, turns out to be something on the order of, “You can’t change the world until you change yourself.” True enough, but earth-shattering? Breath-takingly original? I think not.
Personally, I have more respect for the early recognition of the marketing capabilities of 'net. Someone in the Floyd organization (or in their record company’s organization) recognized the marketing potential of message boards and played it to the hilt – a couple of years before anybody else caught on. The substance of the secret which constitutes the “Enigma” is pretty lame. But, as Marshall McLuhan would say, “The Medium is the Message.”
What’s more, if you play “Frampton Comes Alive” backwards, you can hear the voice of Ricardo Montalban saying “Gary Coleman is Loverock. Beware the Ides of November. My dog has no nose. Brother, can you spare a dime? Burma Shave.”
**** BONUS FREEKOUT FACT!!!***
Did you know that Chris Farley and David Spade were really the same person? That’s why you never see Fred Grandy on TV anymore.
It might … just might, mind you…
be time for a change of signature.
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