The Pwincess Pwecious Has Gone Gizzle in Da Hizzle, Dawg

Send her to a Berlitz course to learn French; see if she can roll her w’s.

On second thought, don’t. It would probably sound like a Roy Orbison record played at 78.

Yeah, get her to say “shizzle my nizzle.” Or, better yet: “fow shizzle!”

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