The girl (I can’t bring myself to call her a “woman”) who works in the cubicle next to the Infamous Pwincess Pwecious has started to talk like her.
Now I have two ootsey-cutesy-baby-talkers right across the divider. Just today, they have discoursed on:
• The lyrics to “The Gambler”
• The last episode of Sex and the City
• Their answering-machine messages
• How cute their respective coffee mugs are
• How cute Johnny Depp is
I am this close to snapping and starting to throw things. It’s like working in a goddam helium factory with Betty Boop and Shirley Temple. Did I only think “Will you two shut the fk up before I come over there and rip your gddam heads off?!**” or did I say it out loud . . . ?
[sub]And I’m pretty sure the descriptor for Johnny Depp should be something akin to “smokin’ hot”. Not “cute”. But for pwincess pwecious types that doesn’t surprise me.[/sub]
So I’m looking for hedgehog breeders this morning (don’t ask) and come across a website ‘sponsored’ by a hedgehog named Miwacle. Some woman or another has actually named her pet in Precious Speak and I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. Poor animal, gots no dignity at all. Poor Eve, gots no sanity at work.
Before you go off on these two, would you please consider your fellow dopers and install a web cam at work with a good view of the action so we can all watch?
Eve, darlin’, you need to think of not just your personal welfare here, but the rest of the civilized world, as well. If the Pwecious is spreading, you need to do some quick sterilizing, possibly with a flame thrower.
Can you imagine the results if this gets out into the general population?
[sub]Or possibly take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.[/sub]
